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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

What Ever Happened to Nug Tips?

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Feb 18, 2014 at 1:25 PM

Yes, I am just delivering you a cheap Jimmy John's sandwich. BUT, I am delivering your sandwich by BIKE. You know, using my leg muscles to ride through the rain, wind, and snow to bring you FOOD TO YOUR DOOR. How about a good tip? It doesn't matter what your total is, it matters how far you made me bike. And don't say, "Stay dry". I won't. But, I wont care, as long as you tip. Also, what ever happened to Nug Tips? Half of all homes I go to smell stronger than an OMMP joint, and no one offers? You know the best cure for rainy biking? A few bucks and a bong rip. Share the wealth.

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