What the shit? Why the fuck are we not friends on facebook anymore? I’m the father of your daughter! Are you mad at me? I just tried to tag you in a picture and I looked and looked and looked even more, cause I’m shocked at wtf… Where’s my, my baby mama? Whatever I did I am SO SORRY! I’ve learned recently how to lick women on their face (instead of finger hump their boobs) I will do it to you. I’ll be chewing gum, but if your mad mad at me, I will lick your face, as a self defense mechanism. Don’t be mad at me.
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Is that what Facebook makes you resort to? Dog tricks, hey stick with the human tricks. Better yet, lick the boobie.
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lol Gresham
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You’re not Facebook friends because you refer to yourself as the father of her daughter. That’s probably how she refers to you as well, if she’s even that polite about it.
Duh!!!!
Baby Momma probably knows, because you no doubt slip and brag about where else your not so sterile fingers and withered tongue have been. She’s a mother now. Her home has to be free of varieties of bacteria. Clean up, don’t be “yourself”, memorize the child’s name, and maybe you’ll get to see the little one, if you give a shit about that. If you just want to do Mommy again, leave them alone. Let them find a nice guy. Unfortunately you’ll find another undeserving girl and mess her life up too.
Maybe you should try to get caught up with your child support.
Pretty sure face licking is a violation of your restraining order. Just saying….