If I find myself in the restroom at a place like FredMeyer or new seasons and you are in the urinal next to me, wearing flip flops, don't be too suprised if my urine splashes a little bit into and onto your toes, you see I don't give a fuck and obviously you don't either. That's why you decided to leave the house today in your flip flops. I really enjoy myself peein "just a little" onto the back splash that in turn creates a pissy mist onto your feet. I tend to get a a bit more aggro with those vibram sandal thingys.

Yes, I pee on you. In public and you accept it. It's awesome. You can now go back to being an aggro driver, panhandler, shopper or whatever. Just as long as you will let me continue to pee on you.......