At least once a week some fuckstick yells at me for jumping a green light or running a red light when there's no right of way traffic involved. It happened this morning, yet again.

First he yells at me for jumping the green light. Then at the next light, with no other traffic around, he yells at me for running the red. I ignore him both times and he speeds up to me and starts yelling again. So I take out my earbud and he says, "oh, I guess you didn't hear me yelling at you back there?"

So I respond, "yeah, I heard you." Then he asks why I didn't stop or acknowledge him. To that I said, "because your existense and yelling are meaningless to me."

"You're making all cyclists look bad asshole," he replies.

Nope, you're making yourself look like an asshole and nobody who does the same things I did this morning will ever change based on some dogooder power ranger's huffing and puffing. You don't have to like it, but you'd be wise to get used to it and get over it.

The careless cyclists are tempting fate, but that's their problem. What I did was harmless, except for the fact it bruised your over-inflated ego and sense of self-righteousness. At least you'll have a pious and self-aggrandizing story to tell your jackass friends and/or family. See you later this week loser.