I don’t think you are a shitty person because you were fucking around with my husband for 5 years, avoiding me at parties, and stalking me on facebook. I think that’s all understandable, even forgivable. I think you are a shitty person because of the way you have handled everything since I found out. I think you are a shitty person because you used your father’s cancer as an excuse to get in my husbands pants (?!) AND to excuse yourself from the consequences of messing with a married man . Your friends and your family already think you are a shitty person, I’m just late to the party.
Everyone your age has dying parents, suicidal brothers, kids with cancer. Everyone. Can you imagine what would happen if all the grown ups tried to pull the kind of bullshit you are?
Can we address your accent for a moment? I’m not sure what you are going for with that, nobody seems to. Is it “Continental Sophisticate?” “Benevolent Equestrian Heiress?” You’re a Portland girl, so it’s positively baffling.
Since you’re going with this unfortunate “Miss Manners” vibe, however, let’s talk manners—because you haven’t got them. Don’t interrupt your booty-call’s family vacation with texts begging for prezzies! Don’t add your booty-call’s wife to Facebook after she already unfriended you years ago for being shady and boring. Do NOT try to elicit sympathy from booty-call’s wife for your sick daddy! Well, that’s all for now.
Tut tut! It looks like rain!
Hey Husband Fucker!
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Poor hubby was just the victim here, his pants having been gotten into in such a despicable manner. Another casualty in the campaign to Stand by Your Man.
God, I’ve had a Benevolent Equestrian Heiress fetish just forever. WHAT IS HER NUMBER??? (Tell her I’ll even bring my own sugar cubes.)
Aw man, I was hoping this was the beginning of some underground viral campaign for a new musical from Trey and Matt.
Is that a crumpet in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Or you could blame your shitty husband who seems perfectly comfortable foisting all wrongdoing & responsibility on the woman he was banging for his FIVE FUCKING YEAR affair. Hope you have a pre-nup.
I/Anonie, this is just fun and crazy. I know it was not fun for you, and Sympathies you are married to such a cheater. It will happen again, and you must know that. For your own sake, please leave your husband.
Now to the helpless, weak woman that needs someone to console her when Dad dies. She is talking like she is Kate Middleton, and lives in Gresham.. Go figure, there are so many people in this life like her. Men and women, once you get rid of hubby she is out of your head too. Good luck!!!
You mean you hope she doesn’t have a pre nup, right?
Your husband is the only problem. You didn’t make a deal to be faithful to anyone else.
I love it when he @@@@@ on my @@@@. Stupid.