HI. I’m Francine Colman-Gutierrez. You are wrong about the following things: Eggnog: You’re wrong. It’s gross.Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” is the best holiday song: Wrong. It’s “Jingle Bell Rock” as sung by the cast of Mean Girls. Hipster Santa: I’ll allow it. (Why should Santa have to conform to your […]
Francine Colman-Gutierrez
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Returning Column!
You’re Wrong About That (the Holiday Edition)
“You’re Wrong About That (the Holiday Edition)”
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You’re RIGHT About That: Francine Returns… with Things You are RIGHT About?!?
Hi. I’m Francine Colman-Gutierrez. I’ve been told this column can be a little negative. You’re right about that… and here are some more things you’re right about. People who go on and on about “beautiful sunrises” should shut the fuck up. You’re right about that. It’s unseemly for adults to ride Razor scooters. Agree 100 […]
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You’re Wrong About That: Actually, You’re RIGHT
Francine returns… with things you are RIGHT about?!?
Francine returns… with things you are RIGHT about?!?
Posted inNew Column!
Returning Column!
You’re Wrong About That… the Facebook edition!
You’re Wrong About That… the Facebook edition!
