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Oh God… It’s the Return of Francine Colman-Gutierrez and “You’re Wrong About That!” (The Holiday Edition)

HI. I’m Francine Colman-Gutierrez. You are wrong about the following things: Eggnog: You’re wrong. It’s gross.Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” is the best holiday song: Wrong. It’s “Jingle Bell Rock” as sung by the cast of Mean Girls. Hipster Santa: I’ll allow it. (Why should Santa have to conform to your […]

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You’re RIGHT About That: Francine Returns… with Things You are RIGHT About?!?

Hi. I’m Francine Colman-Gutierrez. I’ve been told this column can be a little negative. You’re right about that… and here are some more things you’re right about. People who go on and on about “beautiful sunrises” should shut the fuck up. You’re right about that. It’s unseemly for adults to ride Razor scooters. Agree 100 […]

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