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Posted inFashion
Portland’s Pretty
Here’s What Portlanders Looked Like Way Back in 2016
Here’s what Portlanders looked like way back in 2016.
Posted inComedy
Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “What’s Your New Year’s Resolution?” (Uh-Oh.)
Frank Cassano asks, “What’s Your New Year’s resolution?” (Uh-oh.)
Posted inComedy
The Party Review
Reviewing a “Friends Avoiding Family” Holiday Potluck.
In which I review a “friends avoiding family” holiday potluck.
Posted inComedy
New Column!
The Mercury’s Absolutely 100 Percent Guaranteed Accurate Predictions for 2017!
The Mercury’s absolutely 100 percent guaranteed accurate predictions for 2017!
Posted inComedy
I’m Just Visiting
Seattle: Can’t Find a Vedder Man
Seattle: Can’t find a Vedder man.
Posted inGossip
One Day at a Time
The Best News and Gossip (Yes, There Was Some) of 2016!
The best news and gossip (yes, there was some) of 2016!
Posted inComedy
New Column!
You’re Wrong About That: Trump Supporters Edition
Here are some things Trump supporters are wrong about.
Posted inComedy
This Week in Vaginas
Introducing Senate Bill # S 3434: The Grabbification Act.
Introducing Senate Bill # S 3434: The Grabbification Act.
Posted inComedy
The Party Review
This Week: I Attend a Four-Year-Old’s Party
This week: I attend a four-year-old’s party.
Posted inI, Anonymous
New Column!
Don’t Miss THE I, ANONYMOUS SHOW—This Monday December 19!
Don’t miss the I, Anonymous Show—this Monday, December 19.
