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THE TRASH REPORT: Twilight, Bald Guys, and Gossip are Definitely Art

A particularly artsy roundup of the week’s hottest (and trashiest) gossip!

Hello, Trash Pandas! Iโ€™m Elinor Jones. Welcome to this very special Trash Report for our extremely special Fall Arts Guide. Did you know that gossipping about celebrities and current events counts as โ€œart?โ€ Itโ€™s true! As such, this is basically art school. Congratulations on following your dreams. Iโ€™m your professor, Bob Ross, and weโ€™re about […]

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Satyricon: An Oral History

From 1984-2011, the downtown dive was a venue where legends, locals, and total unknowns shared a stage.

Before Michaela Watkinsโ€™ first shift behind the bar at Satyricon, the manager gave her the tour. โ€œHe said to me: โ€˜Okay, hereโ€™s the taps, hereโ€™s the keg, hereโ€™s the bat.โ€™ And I was, like, the bat? And heโ€™s like: โ€˜Yeah, the bat.โ€™ I was like, am I gonna use a bat? He nodded: โ€˜You might […]

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