With apologies to our tender-hearted vegan/vegetarian readers, this is pretty funny. But… you can’t kill him if he’s wearing people clothes! (Do glasses count?)
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Naked Lady Parties Explained
Just when I think everyone must know what a Naked Lady Party is, I turn around and find someone (usually a dude, because as the name suggests, dudes are generally not invited) asking what the what. Fortunately, the folks down at Golden Rule have taken it upon themselves to write out these handy FAQs in […]
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MailBagSlutGate Part Deux: The Husband Speaks!
Everyone remember this from yesterday? Okay. Well, unfortunately, when I tried to respond, I discovered that my new lady-penpal had blocked me on the Facebook (accidentally, I’m sure!) so that I could not write her back. So all of your wonderful suggestions were for nought. Frowny-face. Fortunately, this lady’s lucky, lucky husband was still my […]
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An Abortion Pledge for the Rest of Us
You may have heard about the “The Pro-Life Presidential Leadership Pledge” that’s “dividing GOP hopefuls.” It’s a promise, if elected, to only appoint anti-choice justices, defund Planned Parenthood, and work to ban abortions in what could be interpreted as all instances—no exceptions for rape, incest, the health of the mother. Santorum signed, Bachman signed, Newt […]
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The New Justin Bieber Perfume Commercial! (What?)
As I previously reported—which you would already know, if you weren’t so goddamn obstinate in your refusal to ever read my “Bieber Fever” posts (which you probably aren’t reading now, so why am I even wasting my time?)—Justin Bieber has his own line of perfumes! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!! Unfortunately, it’s a girly perfume, and doesn’t smell anything […]
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The New Reporter Single Is a Burner
The new single from Reporter, “Skin Like Fire,” is a real stunner: a softly lit romantic number that’s as suitable for the dancefloor as the bedroom, with a gentle but insistent rhythm, spacey synths, and clean guitar squawks as Alberta Poon coos, “Rest your head on me/Skin like fire.” I hope that is a metaphor, […]
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Law That Would Have Led to Oversight of Anti-Abortion Crisis Pregnancy Centers is Dead
Liz Meyer I spent a couple days in the fall wandering into crisis pregnancy centers pretending I was pregnant to see what sort of information the Christian-run groups would give me about abortion and birth control. Planned Parenthood has been campaigning against these types of centers for years, arguing that they deceptively present themselves as […]
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Women Get Drunker Than Men, and Why That Ain’t Fair!
According to a recent medical study, the reason why women supposedly get drunker faster than men is not because of their smaller stature, but because they hold less water in their bodies. A typical man is made up of 65% water, while a woman is 55%. From the Daily Mail: Dr Marsha Morgan, of University […]
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Michele Bachmann Calls Planned Parenthood the “LensCrafters of big abortion”
Politico: In a barn-burning speech to social conservatives here, Michele Bachmann called Monday for abolishing the entire tax code and the Department of Education, labeled Planned Parenthood the “LensCrafters of big abortion” and slammed same-sex marriage advocates for going against what she called 5,000 years of human history. In addition to the Department of Energy, […]
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“Right to Life” Conference Headed for Portland
The Holiday Inn by the Portland Airport is apparently the prime place to be if you’re right-wing in Oregon. A couple weeks ago, I had the pleasure of attending the annual Northwest Creationist Conference out there. This weekend the ample parking and reasonably-priced drinks at Flirts Lounge play host to the Oregon Right to Life […]
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Embroidered Book Covers
Holy stitches, these embroidered book covers by Jillian Tamaki are bitchin’. Penguin Classics commissioned them for release in the fall. I know what my niece is getting for Christmas. Jillian Tamaki Jillian Tamaki Wrap-around book cover for Emma More after the jump. h/t to Heather for the link Jillian Tamaki Jillian Tamaki