DERP MARK WILSON / GETTY IMAGES And “the evil that men do” continues! As we reported last week, fedora-wearing alleged sexual harasser James Toback (best known for films you’ve never heard of) has been accused by more than 300 women (300!!) of very similar sexual abuses. He’s denying all 300 allegations, because after all, he’s […]
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This Week: A Whole Lot of EWWWWWW!
This week: A whole lot of EWWWWWW!
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Did Mac DeMarco Piss His Pants During His Show at the Oregon Zoo on Saturday?
Coley Brown Twitter sure seems to think so. i dont think the oregon zoo knew what they were doing when they booked mac demarco, he just pissed his pants on stage— nickelback.jpeg (@hittingonjesus) September 10, 2017 Mac Demarco peed his pants onstage tonight— Hanna Gentile (@probably_hanna) September 10, 2017 mac demarco just peed his pants […]
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The New Taylor Swift Song: WE HAVE OPINIONS
If you have been on the internet today, you may be aware that Taylor Swift released a new song last night. “Look What You Made Me Do” is the first single from her upcoming album, Reputation, and it goes a little something like this. The Mercury office gave it a little listen this morning and […]
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Ahhh… Enjoy the Crisp, Refreshing Taste of Mitch McConnell’s Tears!
Ahhh… enjoy the crisp, refreshing taste of Mitch McConnell’s tears!
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Don’t Panic, Dears, But It Appears Trump Actually Has Someone Competent Working For Him
POOL / GETTY Welcome back to One Day at a Time, dears—where, every week, we have a lot of fun thanks to the dumbass ineptitude of Donald Trump and his dipshit cronies. So—y’know, just to switch things up for a quick minute—let’s give a shout out to Trump’s single dipshit crony who’s really good at […]
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One Day at a Time: Steve Bannon Objectifies Spicey
Alex Wong / Getty TUESDAY, JUNE 20RUMOR ALERT! Inept White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, AKA “Li’l Spicey,” might be getting shit-canned! According to CNN, the White House is “mulling a new role” for Li’l Spicey—one “that would take him away from the podium and into a different role inside the West Wing.” It’s tempting […]
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Trump and the GOP’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.
Trump and the GOP’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week.
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Happy Comey Week! (Are You Getting Us an Impeachment?)
Happy Comey Week! (Are you getting us an impeachment?)
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One Day at a Time: Oh, Waiter? We Need a Refill for Our Goblet of Male Tears.
JARED KUSHNER White male tear receptacle. Getty MONDAY, MAY 29 Welcome back to One Day at a Time, dears, where we grow strong by drinking the tears of whimpering men. And this week’s whimpering men are weeping up a flood! The mighty deluge was brought about by news that the Alamo Drafthouse theater in Austin, […]
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One Day at a Time: Hippity Hoppity
CHIP SOMODEVILLA /GETTY MONDAY, APRIL 17 Happy Easter, everybody—that lovely time when Christians celebrate their favorite bedtime story about their favorite friendly zombie! (Say what you will about the Bible, dears—at least it’s more entertaining than the last few seasons of The Walking Dead. SNORE.) So… let’s check in on America’s Easter tradition—the White House […]
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On Beatty, Beauty, and the Beast
On Beatty, beauty, and the Beast.