SATURDAY, MARCH 31 Crackpot of the Year M. BROWN / GETTY IMAGES Speaking of TV shows that could use a good corporate boycotting, ABC’s old-timey sitcom Roseanne returned to the airwaves this week, with one major twist: Trump supporter Roseanne Barr has also transformed her character Roseanne Conner into a Trump supporter. All together now: […]
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One Day at a Time: Ben Affleck Still Has His Back Tattoo, and oh, Sweetie, Just… No
MARLOWE DOBBE MONDAY, MARCH 19 Dearest darling dears: Welcome back to One Day at a Time, where you can always find the latest news about Ben Affleck’s massive back tattoo depicting a phoenix rising from the ashes! (C’mon, rich white men! DO BETTER.) As you undoubtedly recall, Benny has previously denied the existence of his […]
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Ben Affleck Still Has His Back Tattoo… DO NOT CONGRATULATE!
Ben Affleck still has his back tattoo… DO NOT CONGRATULATE!
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One Day at a Time: Hope Hicks’ Clone
ATTACK OF THE CLONES UROS LUNJA / GETTY IMAGES SATURDAY, MARCH 3 And now, the story you’ve been begging to hear, “Barbra Streisand Cloned Her Dog”… right after this quick word about Stormy Daniels’ vagina and Donald Trump’s penis. According to the Washington Post, Stormy’s scandalous affair with Trump was almost revealed days before the […]
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One Day at a Time: The Return of (Gasp!) Kevin Federline?!?
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 24 Remember the mid-00s, when One Day would spend a gas tanker full of ink every week on Kevin Federline and his sad bride Britney Spears? Well, like a ghost rising from a pile of Ed Hardy shirts, Kevin has returned! According to the Blast, Kevin’s lawyer wants to revisit the pair’s 2008 […]
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Breathe Easy, Portland. That Pigeon Has Been Sprung From a Downtown Building
FREE @pdx_resistance on Twitter A certain faction of Portland Twitter’s been coalescing today around the plight of a pigeon apparently imprisoned in a vacant downtown building. After protest group Portland’s Resistance tweeted a picture of the bird’s precarious circumstance—and insinuated breaking windows might be in order—an outpouring of support ushered forth. Apparently, this bird has […]
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One Day at a Time: Anybody Missing a Severed Foot?
MARLOWE DOBBE MONDAY, DECEMBER 25 Welcome back to One Day at a Time, dears, and Merry Christmas! We don’t even believe in Jesus, and yet? Who can argue with Christmas? It’s a truly magical time of year that reflects the best humanity has to offer—like putting others’ happiness before our own, and ignoring stupid things […]
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The Best of One Day at a Time 2017
MARLOWE DOBBE Dears and darlings! Last week we brought you a bevy of not-so-terrible stories from 2017 (just to prove there were some). And this week, we’ve dug up even more juicy dollops of goodness from the latter part of the absolute worst year ever! So stir up a martini, dears, and get ready to […]
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The Best of 2017 (Part Two)
The Best “Sort Of Okay Things” That Happened This Year!
Dears and darlings! Last week we brought you a bevy of not-so-terrible stories from 2017 (just to prove there were some). And this week, we’ve dug up even more juicy dollops of goodness from the latter part of the absolute worst year ever! So stir up a martini, dears, and get ready to feel almost […]
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One Day at a Time: The Best (?) Stories of 2017
MARLOWE DOBBE Hello, dears! While we could spend our two final columns of the year rehashing the putrid garbage fire of 2017 that included but was not limited to (DEEP BREATH) Muslim bans, Steve Bannon, Hurricanes, MAX murders, terrible proposed GOP health care and tax plans, ICE agents, Tiki-torch racists in Charlottesville, gutted environmental protections, […]
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The Best of 2017 (Part One)
Or, Yes! Actual Okay Things Happened This Year!
Hello, dears! While we could spend our two final columns of the year rehashing the putrid garbage fire of 2017 that included but was not limited to (DEEP BREATH) Muslim bans, Steve Bannon, Hurricanes, MAX murders, terrible proposed GOP health care and tax plans, ICE agents, Tiki-torch racists in Charlottesville, gutted environmental protections, North Korean […]
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North Portland Small-Plate Spot Miho Izakaya Is Closing
Miho Izakaya Miho Izakaya is closing its doors at the end of the month, the restaurant’s owners announced this afternoon. For eight years, the bungalow-turned-hip hangout has been a reliable redoubt of good ramen and tasty small plates in the Interstate corridor. It will be missed. In their announcement, owners Michael and Megan Miho frame […]