While I doubt that Eastbound & Down (starring Danny McBride as ex-baseball megastar Kenny Powers) will ever touch the dizzying heights of hilarity reached in season one, I’m certain I’ll still watch every episode in season three. Because… confederate flag boogie board. Eastbound & Down season three debuts Sunday, February 19.
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Don’t Fuck with John McMillan’s Yard Signs Either
As hinted at yesterday, Dale Peterson is the scariest man on the planet.
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Don’t Fuck with Kathy Peterson’s Yard Signs
The bane of being a highly educated city is that the true nutbag politicians won’t even try to get elected here. (Which makes our elections so much less interesting.) Example: Meet Kathy Peterson, an Alabama native running for President of the Public Service Commission (WHO GIVES A “RIP” ABOUT ALABAMA!!) and her incredibly frightening husband […]
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Lowe’s Commenters Make Oregonian Commenters Look Like Commie Pinkos
As you may have heard, Lowe’s (the big box hardware store) has pulled their advertising from a TLC show titled All-American Muslim—a reality program about a family of Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan who (surprise!) are just like you and me. And while Lowe’s has taken a significant amount of justified crap because of their myopic […]
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Milburn’s Haunted Manor
Portland’s home to some great haunted houses (Fright Town, Scream at the Beach, the corn maize), but if you’ve exhausted the local supply and feel like going a little bit further afield, look no further than Milburn’s Haunted Manor. Located in BFE Hubbard, OR, about half an hour outside of town, Milburn’s is at the […]
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Occupy Portland: Yeah… But What are the OregonLive Commenters Saying??
Stuff like this: Actually… I kind of don’t know what he’s saying. ANYWAY! As a bonus here’s some comments from KATU… And KOIN!
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Hank Williams Jr. Compares Obama to Hitler
Yesterday on Fox & Friends (they have friends?), country music faux patriot Hank Williams Jr.—the acclaimed author of the Monday Night Football theme—was valiantly trying to say something smart about the current GOP race… aaaaaand the best he could do was to compare Obama to Hitler. (Watch all of this if you can, because it’s […]
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Internet Driving You “Crazy”? Call… THE INTERNET POLICE!
FINALLY! Someone has spoken out against the harsh realities of the internet, the damage it can do to one’s psyche, and is READY TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I sense a groundswell here, people! We DO NOT have to put up with people hacking into our accounts! We DO NOT have to listen to our […]
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Couple See Christ’s Face on Walmart Receipt; EEEEEEEE!!!
Finally, proof positive that Jesus loves hillbillies more than the rest of us. A couple in Greenville, South Carolina return from one of their many trips to Walmart to discover… a mysterious picture of Jesus Christ on their receipt!! I mean… who else could it be? Dude’s got a beard! And he’s staring right at […]
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It’s a Strange and Beautiful World: Hillbilly on a Trampoline
Behold! A somewhat gorgeous video of a hillbilly shotgunning a beer while jumping on a trampoline… IN SLOW MOTION. Behold! An equally somewhat gorgeous video of the same hillbilly racking his nuts on the same trampoline, probably because he was shotgunning a beer earlier… IN SLOW MOTION.
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Another Fine Representative of Oregon
Now, I’m not saying that I should be Oregon’s ambassador or anything… but it is a shame that Oregon hillbillies get all the national press (other than our food carts, of course). Here’s a particular nutty hillbilly camper that was photographed outside a Salem DMV, featured today on Gawker, and… well, you might want to […]