In this video, a German correspondent learns to her horror that all Americans wash their hands in outdoor urinals. Once again, THANKS A PANTLOAD, HILLBILLIES!! Via.
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Seen Today in the Mercury Office
I think we’ve bypassed “passive-aggressive” and have moved straight into “aggressive.”
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Oh, I Know Who Chely Wright Is… Wait. No, I Don’t.
As briefly mentioned in GMN, country music singer Chely Wright has announced she is a lesbian in People magazine, while the rest of us have announced that we don’t know who the fuck she is. HOWEVER! That momentarily changed for me this morning when someone said, “Chely Wright? Oh, she’s the one who does that […]
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Arizona: The Hits Just Keep On Coming
The Arizona legislature continues its important work. The Arizona state Senate on Thursday passed a bill making it illegal for a person to “intentionally or knowingly creating a human-animal hybrid.” The bill, which passed 16 to 12, would prohibit anyone in the state from “creating or attempting to create an in vitro human embryo by […]
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Keep Digging, Arizona
Wow. After making national headlines for a new law on illegal immigrants, the Arizona Legislature passed a bill Thursday that would ban ethnic studies programs in the state that critics say currently advocate separatism and racial preferences. The bill, which passed 32-26 in the state House, had been approved by the Senate a day earlier. […]
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Microchipping the Illegals
Via Sullivan: “I think we should catch ’em, we should document ’em, make sure we know where they are and where they are going. I actually support micro-chipping them. I can micro-chip my dog so I can find it. Why can’t I micro-chip an illegal?“—Pat Bertroche, Republican congressional candidate from Iowa. Republicans have been at […]
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“This am Alabama! We Talk English, Gol’ Durn it!
OMG! What is up with the hillbillies lately? Not to be outdone by Arizona, Alabama steps right back up to the xenophobic plate with this gubernatorial campaign commercial from Republican Tim James (son of former ‘Bama gov, Fob James—yes, I said “Fob”). However, I will concede that James makes at least one semi-valid point: Alabamians […]
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Maybe You Should’ve Thought About How Your State Was Still Reeling From The Recession…
…before you you signed that outrageous, racist, unconstitutional bill into law? A spreading call for an economic boycott of Arizona after its adoption of a tough immigration law that opponents consider racially discriminatory worried business leaders on Monday and angered the governor…. Gov. Jan Brewer, a Republican, signed the bill on Friday, calling it an […]
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“It Would Be Virtually Impossible to Structure a Chicken-Based CDO”
On par with bus tickets for the homeless, Nevada Senate candidate Sue Lowden suggests bartering for health care. It’s unclear whether Miss Lowden would support house painting for abortions. via The Economist
