Check out this clip from the Brazilian variety show Programa Silvio Santos, in which unsuspecting elevator riders pick up an absolutely terrifying hitchhiker along the way. (Pro Tip: Hey Brazilians! If you hate children so much… STOP HAVING THEM.) via
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The Most Polite Road Rage You Will Ever Hear…
…and of course, it takes place in England. Can you seriously imagine one of those dipshit Vancouverites in their Dodge Ram 4X4s being as logical and pleasant as these Brits? No, you cannot, “my friend.” Because I would just end up kissing them.
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OHHHH Chris Brown… How Can You Keep Getting More Terrible?
Buzzfeed alerts us to the well-known fact that Chris Brown is a big asshole jerk and is just getting jerkier! Here’s his Halloween costume. via
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Paul Ryan Shoots Deer with a Handgun—GUYS! He Needs to Protect Himself!!
From the Washington Times: Paul Ryan has become the most high-profile gun owner in the nation this year. The Republican vice presidential candidate is known as an avid hunter, but what’s less known is that he exercises his right to own a handgun for self protection. AND… Mr. Ryan also likes to challenge himself by […]
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Hurricane Sandy: Too Soon
From a friend of mine on Facebook, in regards to Facebook: Hey idiots/empathy-deficient facebook zombie-people: there is such a thing as “too soon” and just plain “garbage-person behavior”. If you are currently in a safe/non-disaster-zone city making “ironic” humorous posts about New York and the other eastern seaboard cities being affected by the storm RIGHT […]
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British Road Rage Beats American Road Rage
People who drive pickup trucks—especially those huge 4X4s—ARE… THE… WORST. They are terrible people who exert their terribleness on everyone else… especially when they are driving. So if you have one of these trucks, please watch the following British PSA against road rage, starring a bunch of adorable cockney children in toy cars. (People who […]
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Exactly How Much Should Aaron Sorkin Be Punched?
Irregular Merc contributor and Film Drunk funnypants Vince Mancini said something pretty telling in his post about the “Sorkinisms” video I posted yesterday—where you can witness firsthand the characters from all of TV guru Aaron Sorkin’s past work saying exactly the same thing over and over. It’s kind of hilarious, and then, depressing. ANYWAY! Here’s […]
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Jack MacBrayer and Triumph vs. Chicago’s “Weiner Circle”: ON WHOM DO YOU WAGER?!?
Conan is in Chicago this week, so he sent the “nicest guy in America” (30 Rock‘s Jack MacBrayer) to the meanest, most insulting restaurant in Chi-town, the Weiner Circle. The employees give it to him pretty good—but luckily Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was on hand to exact some hilarious, foul-mouthed, and ultimately nonsensical revenge. […]
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The Nicest Guy in Detroit (Did I Say “Nicest”? I Meant “Not Nicest.”)
There are some nice things to say about Detroit wood dumper Ihor Stetkewycz: ………… Ummm… he kind of has a cool accent? via
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Popchips Panics; Yanks Down Terrible, Racist Ashton Kutcher Video
As I was irritated about yesterday, Popchips produced some viral marketing videos featuring a fictional dating service and Ashton Kutcher playing a variety of characters, including an absolutely TERRIBLE brown-face impersonation of an Indian man. The internet let Popchips know in no uncertain terms how they felt about it, and the company has pulled the […]
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More Proof that Ashton Kutcher is… the… WORST!!!
I don’t know if this is viral marketing for Pop Chips, or an actual dating service, and I don’t care to do any further research on it because Ashton Kutcher is completely, utterly terrible. And racist, if you want to go there—but he’s so terrible in this, racism is actually a secondary concern. TERRIBLE!!
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Bill O’Reilly: Experimenting with Being an Asshole Again
In another edition of “SHUT UP, BILL O’REILLY,” Bill slammed the makers of Glee for including a transgendered teen (played by Alex Newell) on their show. From the New York Daily News: “Here’s the problem with a show like this, though,” O’Reilly said in the segment of his Thursday night show, “The O’Reilly Factor”, flagged […]