One Day at a Time

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 Welcome back to One Day at a Time, dears—and no, we still haven’t seen Mother!, because honestly, the last thing 2017 needs is a two-hour avant-garde allegory that ends with a woman getting beaten to a pulp. However! That isn’t stopping us from reading all the batshit interviews that star Jennifer Lawrence […]

It’s just so insensitive to talk about climate change! (And Ted Cruz masturbating.)

Oh, what’s that? We couldn’t hear you, since THE WORLD IS ON FIRE.

This week: A compelling argument for why clowns should not be allowed to exist.

Dear Taylor Swift: LEARN HOW TO READ THE ROOM!

Remember, dears: Never disrespect the Wu-Tang Clan.

Donald Trump threatens nuclear war. Hillary Clinton watches Wonder Woman. 2017 is turning out great!

In which Channing Tatum saves an otherwise horrible week.

Ugh. FINE. We’ll pay attention to Game of Thrones.

Earth’s entering its sixth mass extinction? TIME FOR ANOTHER MARTINI, DEARS