Featuring fish-man dildos, Russian collusion, and Katy Perry: nun killer!
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Featuring Fish-Man Dildos, Russian Collusion, and Katy Perry: Nun Killer!
One Day at a Time
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One More Reason to Love Dicks!
One more reason to love dicks!
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One Day at a Time
Fergie Finds a Way to Make America Even Worse
In which Fergie finds a way to make Trump’s America even worse.
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All Hail Stormy Daniels, Our Goddess and Savior!
All hail Stormy Daniels, our goddess and savior!
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One Day at a Time
A Closer Look at Trump and Putin’s “Russian Advances.” (It’s Handjobs.)
A closer look at Trump and Putin’s “Russian advances.” (It’s handjobs.)
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All Hail Melania Trump, Our New Queen of Passive Aggression!
All hail Melania Trump, our new queen of passive aggression!
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What’s This? News That’s Actually… Good?
No, wait. That can’t be right!
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It’s a Stormy Week in Washington!
It’s a Stormy week in Washington!
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Oprah Wants To Be President, and the French Ruin Everything!
Oprah wants to be president, and the French ruin everything!
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This Week: Nuclear Buttons! Cheeto Dicks! And Trump vs. Bannon!
So far, 2018 actually seems pretty good—Haha! JK! We’re all going to die!
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This Week in Gossip: A Royal Wedding, a Feminist Uprising, and a Severed Foot
(Or, Kim and Kanye Ruin Christmas… AGAIN)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 25 Welcome back to One Day at a Time, dears, and Merry Christmas! We don’t even believe in Jesus, and yet? Who can argue with Christmas? It’s a truly magical time of year that reflects the best humanity has to offer—like putting others’ happiness before our own, and ignoring stupid things like “work” […]
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The Best of 2017 (Part Two)
The Best “Sort Of Okay Things” That Happened This Year!
Dears and darlings! Last week we brought you a bevy of not-so-terrible stories from 2017 (just to prove there were some). And this week, we’ve dug up even more juicy dollops of goodness from the latter part of the absolute worst year ever! So stir up a martini, dears, and get ready to feel almost […]