Hello, dears! While we could spend our two final columns of the year rehashing the putrid garbage fire of 2017 that included but was not limited to (DEEP BREATH) Muslim bans, Steve Bannon, Hurricanes, MAX murders, terrible proposed GOP health care and tax plans, ICE agents, Tiki-torch racists in Charlottesville, gutted environmental protections, North Korean […]
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The Week in Review
Hey, neat! Our heart has been frozen into an ice-sharpened chunk of sadness and despair!
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So… Are Any Other Royals Looking to Import a Bride?
So… are any other royals looking to import a bride?
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It’s 2017. Do YOU Know Where Al Franken’s Hand Is?
It’s 2017. Do YOU know where Al Franken’s hand is?
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One Day at a Time: The Week in Review
Drake: HOORAY! Al Franken: HISSSS!
Drake: HOORAY! Al Franken: HISSSS!
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EWWWWWWW! (Please Hand Us a Wet Wipe.)
EWWWWWWW! (Please hand us a wet wipe.)
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Yay! Good News! (To Be Immediately Followed by Bad News)
We actually have some good news? What?! (Don’t worry! Something awful will happen later!)
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Kid Rock Isn’t Running for Senate! :D Mark Cuban Is Running for President! :(
Kid Rock isn’t running for senate! 😀 Mark Cuban is running for president! 🙁
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Meet Our New BFFs: Jimmy Kimmel, Larry Flynt, and Some Idiot from Blink-182!
Meet our new BFFs: Jimmy Kimmel, Larry Flynt, and some idiot from Blink-182!
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How Would You Fare In an “IQ Test” with Donald Trump?
How would you fare in an “IQ test” with Donald Trump?
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This Week: A Whole Lot of EWWWWWW!
This week: A whole lot of EWWWWWW!
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We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Mass Shooting
We now return to our regularly scheduled mass shooting.