MONDAY, OCTOBER 24 It’s time to get wild, gossip-style, with the latest gab from Hollyweird! What’s that screeching sound that’s akin to a fork being dragged across a blackboard? Why, that would be Britney Spears’ deadbeat hubby Kevin Federline in the recording studio cutting his first ever CD! Apparently the former dancer/current layabout thinks selling […]
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MONDAY, OCTOBER 17 Tongues across Hollyweird are wagging, and One Day at a Time is here to translate! News flash: Heartbroken horse-faced Jennifer Aniston caught canoodling with far less attractive man than Brad Pitt! After being unceremoniously dumped for the genetically superior Angelina Jolie, Aniston has reportedly decided to hop back on the romance pony […]
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MONDAY, OCTOBER 10 America—who hates being #2 to anyone—will just have to learn to suck it; because when it comes to gathering tabloid gossip, those tongue-waggy Brits are top o’ the pops, guv’ner! English tab OK! magazine (which you can now find proudly displayed at the grocery checkout line) makes no bones about paying Hollyweird […]
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MONDAY, OCTOBER 3 It was a wild and wooly week in Hollyweird, featuring crashes, pregnancies, and the usual high-profile canoodling. Let’s start with fan fave, Paris Hilton! According to the New York Post, the skinny porn ingénue who just last week dumped similarly named boy-toy Paris Latsis is reportedly once again getting her skank on, […]
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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 Is they is, or is they ain’t? Scandal has once again defiled the perfect coupling of hunkish Ashton Kutcher and matronly Demi Moore. As reported last week in One Day, the twosome were reportedly married in a secret Beverly Hills ceremony—OR WERE THEY? According to a confiscated email making the rounds on […]
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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 Wooo! Wooo! The celebrity tragedy train just pulled into the station, and guess who hopped off? Walking skeleton/model Kate Moss. Remember last week’s One Day when we reported that a cheeky British photog had caught her red-nostriled, snorting up some cocaine? And remember when we told you that fancy-pantsy clothier H&M said […]
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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 Far be it from us to laugh at the misfortune of others, but… oh, c’mon! Who are we kiddin’? We LOVE laughing at the misfortune of others! Especially the misfortunes of FEMA director Michael Brown who resigned today in disgrace after his enormous fuck-up in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. In fact, […]
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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 It’s Labor Day, and while most Americans were actively ignoring anything that smelled of “work,” Hollywood celebs—who haven’t worked a day in their lives—kept extremely busy… flapping their gums! It seems that ever since rapper Kanye West went off teleprompter last week to remind Americans that President Bush is a hillbilly racist, […]
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MONDAY, AUGUST 29 Pregnant Britney Spears: now busier than ever! Not only is she working on a new album, and in negotiations to nail down a long-term contract to appear in a Las Vegas casino, she’s also found time to visit the set of her little sister’s sitcom, and verbally bitchslap a 13-year-old co-star. According […]
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MONDAY, AUGUST 22 Ready for the most jaw-dropping news of the week? Brace yourself, bubby, ’cause here it comes: Britney Spears’ lowlife hubby Kevin Federline—HAS A JOB. One that actually pays money! According to gossip site femalefirst.co.uk, Britney has finally rolled this lay about off the couch, pried the PS2 from his clammy, Chee-tos colored […]
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MONDAY, AUGUST 15 You know Britney Spears’ baby is due in less than a month, right? And she STILL hasn’t decided on a name yet (So far the choices are “Charlie,” “June,” and “Preston.” Eww!). Even worse, they STILL don’t know if it’s a boy, a girl, or twins. Look, Britney and Kevin need to […]
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MONDAY, AUGUST 8 Look. We’re sorry about Jennifer Aniston and all… but when it comes to creating a genetically perfect baby with former hubby Brad Pitt… her nose is just way too big. Enter the home-wrecking genetically enhanced lips of Angelina Jolie—who, according to the wagging tongues of Hollyweird, has already been impregnated with high […]