MONDAY, AUGUST 1 Think things couldn’t get worse for the nanny-philandering Jude Law? Keep on thinking! Now it appears ex-fiancée Sienna Miller has been impregnated by Law’s no-good sperm! First, a recap: Tongues have been wagging ever since Law’s family nanny Daisy Wright blabbed to the British press about porking the admittedly delectable Law under […]
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MONDAY, JULY 25 Aren’t you just sick of the corporate media hushing up the most important news stories of our times? US, TOO. That’s why our petticoat is twisted in a knot over the news that Katie Holmes’ mouth was covered in oozing sores back in April–and there was nary a word about it until […]
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The Mercury‘s Phil Amara Explores Exotic Japan–and Almost Avoids McDonald’s
Japan is so much more then anime and manga. My destination is the Kansai region of Japan, which includes the hustle bustle of urban Osaka (Japan’s third-largest city) and the history of traditional Kyoto and Nara (two former capitals). My mission? Sample the food, see the sites, interview the locals, and report my findings to […]
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MONDAY, JULY 18 Cheerio, pip-pip, and all that from jolly old England, where it’s been reported that hottie Jude Law is guilty of giving a “banger” to the family nanny! As reported last week in One Day, the star of Closer was caught being a bit too close to 26-year-old Daisy Wright–the caregiver to one […]
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MONDAY, JULY 11 Hear ye! Hear ye! Matchbox 20 lead singer Rob Thomas did not have homosexual sex with Cruise–or so he claims. Thomas, who has recently embarked on a solo career, is not only scandalized by the rumor he had experienced a taste of the Cruise missile, he’s even more horrified that he’s been […]
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MONDAY, JULY 4 While the Live8 concert may have been designed to bring attention to African poverty, and encourage the G8 summiteers to rewrite global trade law to benefit developing countries, onsite celebrities were still acting like bitches. According to the Evening Standard, Sir Paul McCartney, who both opened and closed the concert, was prancing […]
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MONDAY, JUNE 27 It’s been three whole days since Tom Cruise gave the Today Show’s Matt Lauer a scolding, error-riddled lecture on the evils of psychiatry–and most of Hollywood is still petrified they may run into crackpot Cruise at the grocery store. For those just joining us, after asking Cruise to further explain why Brooke […]
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MONDAY, JUNE 20 “MY FACE! OH, GOD, MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!” Okay, maybe Hollywood heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t scream those exact words when a crazy woman slashed his million-dollar puss with a broken beer bottle at a party this weekend–but who could blame him if he had? The fracas went down at porn producer and former […]
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MONDAY, JUNE 13 Justice has once again been served–unfortunately it wasn’t what we ordered and arrived at our table cold. After 14 weeks, the Trial of the Millennium™ has reached its conclusion, and Michael Jackson is apparently innocent of multiple charges of molestation and plying a minor with alcohol. “Justice is done,” crowed defense attorney […]
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MONDAY, JUNE 6 Pop quiz, hotshot! Try to guess which of the following overly ecstatic sentences were NOT uttered this week by former Dawson Creeker Katie Holmes in reference to her new “boyfriend” Tom Cruise: “I feel like he’s made my life.” “He’s just the most amazing man in the whole wide world.” “He’s kind.” […]
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MONDAY, MAY 30 Move over Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan! There’s a new celebrity catfight in town–with a tasty Metamucil twist! Hunky scientologist Tom Cruise and former jeans model Brooke Shields are duking it out in the gossip pages of America, and their publicists couldn’t be happier. As reported last week in One Day, crackpot […]
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MONDAY, MAY 23 The most respected pillar of American journalism, Access Hollywood, has been airing a week-long special on Tom Cruise and his belief in Scientology–and all we can say is, “Thanks for reminding us that Tom is freaking bonkers.” Apparently dating former Dawson’s Creeker Katie Holmes isn’t enough to torpedo his career, because now […]