One Day at a Time

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 21 Don’t even look at us today! Our eyes are puffy, our hair is a mess, and we barely got a wink of sleep last night. And it’s all because that bitch Paris Hilton had the nerve to get her T-Mobile Sidekick hacked–which had our home number on it! Oh, we know… “don’t […]

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 14 The love affair is over… at least between gossipy tattle-tale tabloid rags like our own and Hollyweird’s touchiest celebs! A virtual tsunami–no offense intended–of top Tinseltown talent went litigation crazy after a swarm of salty stories appeared in the tabs. First up, Ashley “Not the Fat One Who Went to Rehab” Olsen, […]

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 7 “Love on the rocks… ain’t no surprise… Pour me a drink… and I’ll tell you some lies…” You know, it was 20 years ago songwriter/poet Neil Diamond first penned these sad drunken words of disintegrating romance, and they are just as appropriate today–especially since HALF OF TINSELTOWN has taken the express train […]

MONDAY, JANUARY 31 There’s a fine line that divides the celebrities who are worthy of One Day‘s attention, and those who are not. For example, Tara Reid? On the “not” side. The Beckhams? Not. Kelsey Grammar? Not. But sometimes a delicious personal tragedy can whisk these B-listers from the slush pile of “Nots” into the […]

MONDAY, JANUARY 24 It was “Unnecessary Body Modification Week” in Tinseltown as a bevy of Hollywood’s’ hottest and nottest went in for a variety of nipping, tucking, and sucking procedures. First up: Wrestler-turned-movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. According to World Entertainment News, The Rock had liposuction performed on his chest, because–now get this– it […]

MONDAY, JANUARY 17 Even in a country as divided as our own, we can all agree on at least two separate issues: that the French fries at Chili’s are “delicious,” and “real” news (things that actually happened) is usually better than “not” news (something that could’ve, but ultimately didn’t happen). However, there are times when […]

MONDAY, JANUARY 10 Turning personal tragedy into lighthearted and entertaining fare, it’s One Day at a Time–where you always have a friend in the gossip business. Today water cooler tongues were wagging in regards to this weekend’s revelation that the marriage of Tinseltown royalty Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston is now officially in the shit-pile. […]

MONDAY, JANUARY 3 Circling the globe to bring you the best in butt-clenching celebrity gossip, it’s One Day at a Time–the tabloid whore’s friend. Today’s top query: Why, oh, WHY won’t Britney Spears retire? After clearly promising to take at least a couple of years off from the rigors of being a billionaire celebrity, she’s […]

MONDAY, DECEMBER 27 Nature’s a bitch. And with the death toll of the Asian tsunami victims steadily rising, it’s hard to find anything humorous about other people’s misfortune–well, unless of course, they’re celebrities. Even in this time of world mourning, there is still much to laugh about… especially if it involves Hugh Grant being stung […]

2004’s THINGY of the Year Hey! If Time magazine can vote for a super-big jerk like George W. Bush as their “Person of the Year,” then WE can just as easily elect “Religion” as One Day‘s choice for “Thingy of the Year.” Here are the most religiously alarming stories of 2004! MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2 Forget […]

MONDAY, DECEMBER 13 First of all, we are fully aware that this is the holiday season, and we are supposed to be in desperate love with every living thing. But can you provide one good reason why we should give two shits about the topic of celebrity pregnancy? From what we understand, thousands of squalling […]

MONDAY, DECEMBER 6 This piece of news may not come as a surprise to anyone… but here it is anyway: Britney Spears’ feet stink. According to World Entertainment News (Hollywood’s leading authority on the odors being emitted from celebrities’ feet), music’s most popular hillbilly was on a flight from LA to NYC when she unwisely […]