MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 It’s time for another heapin’ helpin’ of gossipy vittles, served up by One Day at a Time, Hollyweird’s gabbiest tattletale! And just when you thought people had stopped giving a crap about J.LO, the former Latina fireball has burst back into the gossip rags this week. It seems that Our Lady of […]
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MONDAY, AUGUST 30 Move over, bacon! Here comes something meatier! It’s One Day at a Time filling your plate with a steaming pile of gabby gossip from Tinseltown and beyond! This week’s top quote: “This is an all-time low. Anything is possible, I’ve come to realize, and I do think it’s pathetic.” A response to […]
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MONDAY, AUGUST 23 Like manna from heaven, here’s the latest in perverse celebrity gossip and gab from One Day at a Time! Today’s hot topic: Dave Matthews’ urine. The state of Illinois has filed a lawsuit against the crunchy rocker after his tour bus dumped 800 pounds of liquid human waste into the Chicago River–and […]
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MONDAY, AUGUST 16 Look out, America! It’s the One Day at a Time “Gab-o-lympics,” and we’re going for the gossip gold! This week’s top humiliation honors go to floundering pop starlet Britney Spears and fiancé/philanderer Kevin Federline. But what’s this? According to gabby tongue-waggers in Tinseltown, the wedding is officially OFF. Yes! Hallelujah! According to […]
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MONDAY, AUGUST 9 There are days when tragedy is tragic, and there are days when tragedy is both deserved and hilarious. Today, reality star/socialite Paris Hilton was attacked by a swarm of bees. While sashaying down the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards in L.A., a swarm of bees began harassing the celebrity, much […]
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MONDAY, AUGUST 2 Here it comes! The gossip column with the loosest lips designed to sink the most celebrity ships, it’s One Day at a Time with this week’s gift of gab! First up to bat… a bruising tale from the files of the rich and practically worthless. TV reality star/socialite Paris Hilton has been […]
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MONDAY, JULY 26 Here it comes… the latest, hottest gossipy gab from the filth-encrusted sewers of Tinsel Town! Flash! The clearly demented Britney Spears is not only continuing to pursue her ill-fated marriage to dancer/philanderer Kevin Federline–she’s reportedly moved the big day up three months. After news of the November marriage leaked like Kevin’s faulty […]
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MONDAY, JULY 19 HA! Ah-HA! For those of you who think Britney Spears pays absolutely no attention to One Day at a Time, get ready to suck a big one! According to Star magazine, Britney will “definitely” be signing a prenuptial agreement with philanderer/future hubby Kevin Federline–JUST LIKE WE’VE BEEN TELLING HER TO DO FOR […]
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MONDAY, JULY 12 If tongues are wagging, then One Day is gabbing! Here’s the week’s most HUMILIATING gossip straight from Hollywood! Fading popstress Christina Aguilera? GOING BALD! The once virginal, now sluttish Aguilera has reportedly fallen victim to a devastating hair loss disease. According to Pagesix.Com, a tut-tutting insider says X-tina may have something called […]
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MONDAY, JULY 5 Despite making the biggest mistake of her life, Britney Spears’ engagement to dancer/philanderer Kevin Federline is proceeding as planned. Here are her decisions so far, and our aghast reaction to each: * Spears hires celebrity wedding planner Yifat Oren. You’ve GOT to be kidding. While Oren and associates are well known for […]
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MONDAY, JUNE 28 Today Iraq’s provisional landlord received a pleasant surprise when President Bush turned over his keys to the country two days earlier than planned. Unfortunately, the new prime minister was not so pleased when he realized the United States had trashed the joint. And while the President did not leave behind a security […]
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MONDAY, JUNE 21 What’s the biggest news of the week? Why that would be Colin Farrell’s PENIS. In a report from World Entertainment News that further discouraged men everywhere, it turns out that Colin Farrell’s penis is soooooo big, the producers of his newest film A Home at the End of the World say they’re […]