MONDAY, JUNE 14 Teen queen Lindsay Lohan is in more trouble–of the “retarded” kind! As reported last week in One Day at a Time, the 17-year-old busty star of Mean Girls and the mortal enemy of Hilary Duff was quoted calling a recent run-in with the paparazzi “retarded.” However, this is not the first time […]
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MONDAY, JUNE 7 Gossip flash! After months as Hollywood’s newest “It Girl,” teen screen queen Lindsay Lohan has finally publicly recognized that some aspects of fame are “retarded.” In what we here at One Day think was a clever idea to avoid the paparazzi who have been pursuing her relentlessly around Tinsel Town (hoping to […]
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MONDAY, MAY 31 Here’s to twins! Jailbait celebrities Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were almost given their walking papers after demanding separate stars on the legendary Hollywood Walk of Fame. It seems that now, after reaping millions from exploiting their identical appearance, they suddenly want to be treated as “individuals,” according to gossip site Ananova.com. However, […]
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MONDAY, MAY 24 Is it just everybody in the world, or have you noticed that teen actress Lindsay Lohan’s boobs look a LOT bigger? Tinseltown tongues have been wag-wag-wagging about the Mean Girls star’s busty new look, and spreading simply awful rumors that the teen queen has recently acquired an… ohhhh, how you say… “tit […]
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MONDAY, MAY 17 Calling all Retin-A Rangers! Cameron Diaz is under another acne attack! Send more Clearasil, STAT! It was another horribly humiliating week for the dermatologically challenged Diaz, who experienced a skin-care crisis at the Cannes Film Festival at the opening of her animated movie, Shrek 2. As regular readers of this column know, […]
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MONDAY, MAY 10 We hope Britney Spears isn’t too attached to her beautiful blue eyes… because she’s about to get them scratched out! And by the vengeful, pregnant ex-girlfriend of current Britney boy-toy Kevin Federline! As reported two weeks ago in One Day, the preggo gal-pal of Federline (Shar Jackson, former co-star of Moesha! Wow!) […]
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MONDAY, MAY 3 Newsflash! New Jersey cops seize and examine Michael Jackson’s underpants! And, while it’s a dream of many to carefully examine MJ’s Calvin Klein tighty-whities, the New Jersey cops claim to be doing it for a very specific reason. According to the New York Post, Wacko Jacko’s man-panties could contain trace body fluids–presumably […]
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MONDAY, APRIL 26 Though Hollywood libidos usually don’t start stirrin’ until May, many of Tinseltown’s luminaries have already hopped on the horny train. Kill Bill captain Quentin Tarantino and Lost in Translation‘s Sofia Coppola? Hello, DATING. Tongues were wagging after the two successful cinematic nerds were seen roaming video stores and strolling arm-in-arm outside trendy […]
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MONDAY, APRIL 19 There’s nothing we like more than to play ridiculous games of little consequence. This week’s game is called, “We Wonder if He’s Lying?” Our first contestant: actor Kevin Spacey. The Usual Suspects star found himself in a suspicious predicament this past weekend after claiming to be mugged in a London park–and then […]
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MONDAY, APRIL 12 A lot of people complain you never learn anything from reading gossip columns. We here at One Day at a Time disagree. One can learn some very valuable life lessons by paying close heed to the disastrous relationships of celebrities… for example! This week’s lesson: NEVER MARRY BELOW YOUR STATION. According to […]
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MONDAY, APRIL 5 If you tend to stick sharp objects into your eye after hearing some bad news, and you happen to be holding a sharp object at this moment… maybe you should put it down. According to E! Online, Guadalupe Lopez (mother of Jennifer Lopez) recently won $2.4 million in an Atlantic City casino. […]
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MONDAY, MARCH 29 Okay. Listen to this blind item posted in today’s New York Post: “WHICH plucky pop tart lived up to her bad-girl image with some X-rated action at the recent World Music Awards in Monaco? We’re told that the songbird was invited to an orgy by a certain sex-obsessed aristocrat, who ended up […]