MONDAY, MARCH 22 Here’s your weekly dose of gossip riblets straight from the Hollywood poopshoot! The new remake of Dawn of the Dead opened up a resounding can of whup-ass this weekend on Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ, knocking it out of the number one position and eating it’s brain. When asked for […]
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MONDAY, MARCH 15 There’s nothing we love better than a teen diva catfight–Hollywood-style! According to the NY Daily News, the latest pubescent pop tarts to bear their claws in the public forum belong to angsty “hard” rocker Avril Lavigne and soft ‘n’ fluffy creampuff Hilary Duff. And just when you were breathing a sigh of […]
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MONDAY, MARCH 8 Spring is almost here, which means, according to our hubby Kip, that it’s time to start having sex again. And why should Hollywood’s horny hotties be any different? Hot-dog-lipped siren Angelina Jolie has been keeping her overly endowed mouth shut about her recent romantic rendezvous–until now! According to World Entertainment Network, ever […]
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MONDAY, MARCH 1 You know, we here at One Day used to consider 19-year-old actress Scarlett Johansson a good friend. Lovely and conscientious to a fault, the star of Sofia Coppola’s Lost in Translation has always seemed to be a pillar of quiet strength and fortitude. However, now we think she is a HO. Why? […]
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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 23 Celebrity dumping and hooking up was at an all-time high this week, starting with the high-wattage split of leggy Uma Thurman and snaggle-toothy Ethan Hawke. Yes, the two made it official this week, and confirmed to the press that they will indeed be getting a divorce. But just in case you were […]
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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16 Direct from Hollywood, here’s the latest sausage from the One Day Gossip Grinder! Plump-lipped actress Angelina Jolie announced this week she has “taken a lover.” Uninteresting? You bet it is! However, your interest level will rise approximately 8.4% after learning the “lover” in question is none other than Hollywood chunk o’ hunk, […]
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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 9 It seems like only yesterday that the loving relationship of J.LO and B.AFF spiraled into a downward spin of irreconcilable misery. But what is J.LO doing NOW? According to the Star tabloid, the broken-hearted Ms. LO quickly cauterized her pumper and has already hopped back on the relationship horse–this time, with Latino […]
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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2 Forget that the Bush Administration led us into an unnecessary war using false intelligence–America’s children saw Janet Jackson’s nipple! Like the Eveready bunny, the furor over the Super Bowl “Nipplegate” has refused to subside this week, and grows increasingly idiotic by the second. After the heart-throbby Justin Timberlake ripped the coverlet off […]
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MONDAY, JANUARY 26 Pop quiz, hotshot! What do J.LO and Jesus Christ have in common? Well, besides having their careers cut short in their early 30s, and sharing a sweet piece of ass, both Jesus and J.LO had a “Last Supper.” Unfortunately for Jesus, he had to share his with 12 disciples, while J.LO dined […]
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MONDAY, JANUARY 19 It was the “YEEE-AGGHH-A-UHHH!” heard ’round the world. Today projected Democratic frontrunner Howard Dean got his ass handed to him by a surprised John Kerry in the Iowa caucuses. Though the mass media had previously heralded Dean’s campaign as “a new breed of grassroots/internet politics,” the former Vermont governor made the unfortunate […]
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MONDAY, JANUARY 12 It’s been a simply horrid week for Tinseltown’s cutest duo, Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz–and while they may have been in different countries, they both experienced similar maladies (i.e. facial problems). Cammie’s trouble erupted (literally) after landing in Santiago, the capital of Chile, when her recurrent and highly publicized acne problem inconveniently […]
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MONDAY, JANUARY 5 Approximately 55 hours: That’s how long Jason “Not the Fat Guy from Seinfeld” Alexander was married to pop priestess Britney Spears, a union cut unmercifully short by an annulment granted at noon today. The legal document states that Spears “lacked understanding of her actions” when stumbling down the aisle this past weekend […]