One Day at a Time

MONDAY, OCTOBER 6 True to their word, J.LO and B.AFF are keeping a low profile this week (in other words, no juicy gossip about impending nuptials or messy breakups– sorry!). But not to worry. We still managed to dig you up a tidbit about their downward spiraling careers. Now, if you saw Gigli, the pair’s […]

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 Okay everybody–big sigh of relief. Apparently, the wedding of the millennium is back on. AfterJ.LO and B.AFF’s $3.2 million wedding pooped the bed, and following some tense negotiation between the two at Ben’s Georgia mansion, it would appear as if Hollywood’s most harassed couple (and rightfully so!) are back on the path […]

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 Everybody run! Ben Affleck’s got a gun! The continuing drama of As the Booty Turns got even drama-ier this week, when J.LO and B.AFF met for a relationship pow-wow at his Savannah, GA mansion–and a gun was involved! Here are the latest reports: According to IMDB.com, the couple’s “state of the union” […]

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 America is still reeling from the tragic events of September 10 (J.LO and B.AFF calling their wedding kaput). Though accounts wildly vary, here’s what we know so far: According to Us Weekly, the toney twosome had an ear-splitting argument over an undetermined topic on September 8. And while the splintered pair claim […]

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 OH, that’s just GREAT. After purchasing the airline ticket, the new Vera Wang strapless, and a pair of absolutely darling Manolo Blahniks, J.LO and B.AFF have done the unthinkable, and CANCELLED THE WEDDING. Apparently our time and effort means nothing to them. Do you think California’s Four Season’s Biltmore is in the […]

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 All right. Who did it? C’mon, it’ll go easier on you if you confess. And don’t give us that “Who? Sweet innocent me?” routine. We know it was one of you, and the sooner you fess up, the sooner the rest of us can watch J.LO rip off your head, and mount […]

MONDAY, AUGUST 25 It was a tough week for the noses of Tinseltown, as it was reported at least three celebrity honkers got an alleged plastic surgery snip. Probably the biggest of the three belongs to no other than the snoot-astic Barbra Streisand, who, according to PeopleNews, was photographed leaving a plastic surgery clinic wearing […]

MONDAY, AUGUST 18 As much as we’d like to deny it, LOVE is a complicated concept. How else would you explain Arnie Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver? Or Renee Zellweger and Jack White? Or Bill O’Reilly and the voice of Bill O’Reilly? And for those same complicated reasons, J.LO is setting herself up to become a […]

MONDAY, AUGUST 11 The question burning through everyone’s brainpan this week: Will J.LO and B.AFF still get married? Will they or won’t they? Will they or won’t they? Oh, SHUT UP! They’re going to get married for crying out loud! Think about it: if J.LO was stupid enough to marry those last two losers, it’s […]

MONDAY, AUGUST 4 Remember last week when we said the tabloids were lining up to take J.LO and B.AFF down? We’d like to issue a correction: We should have said EVERYONE IN THE WORLD is gunning for Tinseltown’s toney twosome. (One Day at a Time regrets the error.) It seems last week’s National Enquirer article […]

MONDAY, JULY 28 According to recent demographic surveys, One Day at a Time is lagging a bit in the “urban adult” markets. That’s why we’ve come up with a new feature called Oh, No You Didn’t! It goes something like this: The rather sensitive feelings of pop star Justin Timberlake were damaged this week when […]

MONDAY, JULY 21 It’s official: Ben Affleck has a leaking problem. After months of speculation regarding where and when he and J.LO will be entering the bonds of blissful matrimony, Ben accidentally spilled the beans to the Swiss press. OR DID HE? Though Affleck supposedly slipped that the blessed event will occur on October 5th […]