I did not have sex with my boyfriend at the Ace Hotel this weekend. We did not have sex in room 422. We did not have sex instead of going to see Slumdog Millionaire, which was sold out. We did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, and we did not have sexual […]
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New Rule
I’m going to quote myself at some length in this post, so brace yourselves. This is from a piece I wrote for the Portland Mercury’s 2008 “Back to School” issue… “When you speak of this in future years… and you will… be kind.” Right after she says that, the older lady in Tea and Sympathy […]
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Barack & Michelle’s Sex Life: They Do WHAT Together?!
Check out this Detroit Fox News report in which their “Love Doctor” describes Barack and Michelle’s “intimate” relationship. Did she say what I THINK she said? If so—DAMN, Mr. and Mrs. President! Hat tips to Videogum!
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From Lewinsky to Breedlove
I’m curious if the Oregonian called on Bill Clinton to resign after his affair with Monica Lewinksy—a pizza-bearing, thong-baring White House intern and a subordinate of the POTUS—was made public? Or did the Oregonian, like a lot of liberals and progressives, argue that Clinton’s private life was his private life, that Ken Starr put questions […]
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Your New Fave Show: The Principal’s Office
Drop whatever it is you’re doing (that means YOU, breast feeding mothers), rush home, and see if you get the TruTV channel. It used to be Court TV before they correctly realized that nobody gives a shit about Court TV, and they changed their name and lineup. Now you can watch such quickly (and often […]
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Serosorting: Slowing the Spread of HIV, Speeding the Spread of Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia…
It seems like every year we get a new alarming stats to set on top of last year’s alarming new stats—we’ve got eight years’ worth of alarming stats to pour over now. And the news for gay and bisexual men isn’t good: U.S. syphilis rates rose for a seventh year in 2007, driven by gay […]
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American Apparel Goes Full Nude
See the NSFW full version after the cut. Also, this one is on the latest issue of Purple. Via Debauchette, The Reverse Cowgirl (click that link to see the ad with pubes), and Refinery 29. Offended? I can’t say I can muster any extraordinary protest. Sex and youth selling clothes is ubiquitous, AA is just […]
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RIP Eartha Kitt
I never met Eartha Kitt, but I cleaned her swimming pool once (summer job). From her back yard, I could smell her perfume wafting from inside the house. I ended up putting too much chlorine in her hot tub, but I have a feeling that her shield of perfume could knock out any industrial strength […]
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Virgin Mary Finally Gets Playboy Cover
So what did it take… over 2000 years? But FINALLY the world’s hottest virgin makes the cover of Mexican Playboy magazine. Model Maria Florencia Onori (who’s undoubtedly a virgin herself… otherwise why choose her?) stars as the Virgin Mary, and after seeing a copy, God responded, “Dude… I’d totally tap that.”
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I’ve Been Preserving the Shit Out of My Boyfriend’s Virginity Since 1994
ABC: Study Reports Anal Sex on Rise Among Teens: Lack of Sex Education, Virginity Pledges, Ignorance Contribute to Risky Behavior Carry—a Colorado college student who had been in a steady relationship for months—was recently cajoled by her boyfriend into some sexual experimentation. He wanted to try anal sex, and even though the 20-year-old said she […]
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Happy Birthday to…
I’d like to give a big shout out to a very important person who was born on this date, not so very long ago! It’s Britney, bitch! For her 27th Birthday, she decided she wanted a comeback. Here she is this morning, performing Circus on Good Morning America. I love grainy video of Brit. It […]