A few weeks ago at a party, we were all standing around in the kitchen, awkwardly introducing ourselves and talking about our jobs. Then a guy named Todd spoke up. “I’m a lab tech for Empire Labs,” he said. “What’s that?” I asked. “We sell kits that allow anyone to make a rubber mold of […]
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Posted inFood and Drink
Baby… Your Meat is Fallin’ Off the BONE
Revived meme alert! Though you may have seen the original commercial for Mr. Spriggs BBQ running around the inter-tubes, the kind people at this sexy-fied Oklahoma eatery have given us even more of what we want… an extendo version of their dripping hot commercial that’s making me damn hon-gray (and HON-AY) for some ‘que. Mmmm, […]
Posted inSports
The Mormon Agenda
They’ve successfully stripped same-sex couples of their right to wed. What’s next for Magic Underpants, Inc.? Making stripping — or “pole dancing” — an Olympic sport. Remember, kids: gay marriage? Sin. Humping a stripper-pole while wearing six inch heels? Sport. Via Americablog.
Posted inMovies & TV
Countdown to Bond!: Midnight Screenings and Strippers
George Lazenby from the underrated On Her Majesty’s Secret ServiceOne day more until the new James Bond, folks. Actually, if you are industrious and obsessed enough, you can see Quantum of Solace tonight at a number of midnight screenings around town. Click here to see a full list of tonight’s midnight showings. For my money, […]
Posted inEvents
Economic Downturn? Let ‘Em Get Naked!
Get a room already!It’s a fact: When the world is experiencing an economic crisis, most people have the urge to get naked and do unspeakable things to one another. Don’t believe me? Check this story from Reuters: CANBERRA (Reuters) – An Australian holiday resort will hold a month-long, nude “anything goes” party to combat an […]
Posted inFashion
OH FUCK JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS ARE TRULY OUTRAGEOUS
Last night’s election coverage made use of holograms, and fancy new technology, and computers and blah blah blah. But as everyone knows, the only holograms worth paying any attention to are Jem and the Holograms. Come on, you remember! The ’80s kids cartoon show? Jem is a singing superstar, and the alter ego of… oh, […]
Posted inPolitics
Obama Victory = Everyone Gets Laid
Okay, here’s my theory. More so than your 21st birthday, New Year’s Eve, or a wedding full of attractive (and drunk) members of the opposite sex–tonight just might be the easiest night to get laid in your entire life. Sure, an Obama victory will be a historic night for America politics, blah, blah, blah… it […]
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Inside Humpy’s Bedroom
Not all of you have had sex with me. Not your fault; not my fault. However, I can imagine the frustration many of you feel who have not ever set foot (or tail) in Humpy’s bedroom. For those of you dying of curiosity, here’s a sneaky peek. Playing on the “big screen” tonight… High School […]
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Diesel: NSFW SFW (Kinda)
Ok, I kind of hate Diesel, but this clip made in honor of the company’s recent anniversary is worth checking out, and it doesn’t directly relate to jeans that you pay more for because they have been professionally trashed: Diesel’s SFW XXX Party Clip – Watch more free videos Thanks to Jonny Shultz for the […]
Posted inEvents
XXX At the Mansion
If you are feeling antsy about getting this Halloween thing started (especially if you are one of those people who takes Halloween as a license to dress really, mmm, tartily), here’s what I think: I think you need to go to XXX at the Mansion this Saturday night at 2242 SE 9th (at Division). It’s […]
Posted inSex
The First Minute of “Who’s Nailin’ Palin?”
Well, it looks like Hustler Video has finished at least the first minute of their new porno parody “Who’s Nailin’ Palin?” starring Lisa Ann as the vice presidential wannabe. Want to see it? Don’t worry, this part is absolutely hilarious and safe for work — that is if you don’t mind horny Russians looking up […]
Posted inNews
Oregon Teen Sex Report!
Every year, the Department of Human Services surveys all the Oregon public school 8th and 11th graders about a handful of personal questions. They use the results to monitor mental health and substance abuse but for everyone the data is a treasure trove of juicy details telling us what those kids these days are up […]