The New York Daily News reports today that although the rest of the country’s jobs are slightly less than stable, the one profession seemingly unaffected by the economic crisis also happens to be the world’s oldest. You got it: prostitution. Story here.For further info on our local prostitution sagas, courtesy of Sarah Mirk, go here, […]
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“My Baws Are About to Burst!”
Boys and Girls is a totally cute and bizarre web book from Scotland’s National Health Service that has everything you could want in your sex education materials: cutesy drawings, an excellently-accented narrator, and Scottish slang. Follow Tam and Kirsty through heavy petting, peer pressure, and virgin smugness as they decide whether or not to do […]
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Drill, Baby, Drill
Matt Davis asked for it, and Larry Flynt delivered: Flynt’s PR peeps have confirmed to the NY Daily News that Hustler Video has indeed shot a Palin-based porn. No word yet on the release date or the title, but while we eagerly await this cinematic feat, I think we can imagine where it might go. […]
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Savage Love Letter of the Day
A couple of reactions to my column about Sarah Palin… I am a straight 40 something Republican who enjoys reading your column. I never would have learned about things like pegging, donkey punching, or a myriad of other things if it wasn’t for your enlightening columns. However, I grow tired of you tirades against the […]
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Last Chance for Sexy Essay Entries!
Don’t forget, Blogtown readers–today’s your last chance to try to win $100 by entering the Mercury‘s Sexy Essay Contest! Details are below. Remember losing your virginity in high school? Or college? Or (gulp!) junior high school? Did you have a hee-larious mix-up with a condom, a forbidden intimate encounter with a hot teacher, or an […]
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Dog Washing, Exotic Dancers, This Weekend
In a benefit for the Oregon Humane Society, the lovely ladies from Devils Point will be washing your car and/or dog this Saturday at 5305 SE Foster Road. What will they be wearing? Bikinis, of course. Aside from the dog/car wash, Devil’s Point is hosting a series of events. Come for the car wash, stay […]
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Sexy Essay Contest!
The following notice is printed in the paper that’s currently hitting the streets, but there’s no reason at all to leave the denizens of Blogtown out of the loop. The short version: The Mercury‘s looking for funny, awkward, and horrifying stories of school-related sex for our upcoming Back to School issue! The long version: Remember […]
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“Orangina” Does Not Rhyme with “Vagina”…
… however, it’s often hilarious to order an Orangina in such a way that it does rhyme with vagina. Yes, I’m immature. That being said, check out this commercial for Orangina that currently runs in Britain after 9 pm — because, yes, IT’S THAT DIRTY. Or maybe it isn’t. Just depends on how you feel […]
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Ummm…… Ew?
How was your weekend? Mine was good, I guess, except that this website was brought to my attention. It’s the website for a film called Orgasmic Birth, a documentary (propaganda-mentary?) that shows women how to achieve orgasm while giving birth to a baby. I mean, the g-spot is right there, people. Watch the preview if […]
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Dirty, Filthy Sesame Street
So this clip is about three weeks old — which in “internet years” is what? 127? –however, it’s a goddamn hoot, so I’m dredging it up. It’s another hilarious edition of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Unnecessary Censorship” Theater, this time focusing on those dirty, filthy puppets from Sesame Street. It’s a good thing they’re bleeping this… otherwise […]
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Is that a Snake in Your Pants?
Like the acting and convoluted storylines of “porn,” but hate the “sex”? Then have I got a video for you! Check out the SFW opening scene of this porn movie, which involves a creepy professor, a Barbie doll from Hungary and two gigantic snakes: one in the tree, and one… well, you can probably guess. […]
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Tho, You Want to Danth Like a Thripper?
There are two awesome things the following video will teach you: 1) Some amazing stripper pole tricks, and 2) how to talk with a lisp. Check out such great moves as “the thpiral,” the “candy cane corkthcrew,” and the “upthide down thpin” which ith my perthonal favorite.