The building a block over from the Mercury office, at 126 SW 2nd (and Pine) has big plans. A banner noticed yesterday posted on the Pine-facing side promises office and retail spaces ready to roll by fall 2015, in the former Quest nightclub spot. I have a call out to the developer (Design | Build […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day
This guy finds who he thinks is the perfect match on OK Cupid… but as it turns out? Not so perfect. I wrote her a funny and sincere message, relating to a certain thing she had written about and I waited. And waited. AND WAITED. I waited two long days for her to respond… and […]
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Ice Bucket Challenge Fails
We’re going to need some sort of viral fundraising stunt for organizations working to prevent concussions and spinal cord injuries. Also, too: using a backhoe to complete the Ice Bucket Challenge is a bad idea.
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day
There is the kind of neighbor you should be, and the kind you shouldn’t be. Now that you’ve decided to call the city on one of the oldest residents of our block, I officially hate you. The city sent this old lady, who’s been here since before I was born, a notice saying that if […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day
FINALLY! An I, Anonymous blogger with a new complaint, in this touching entry entitled, “Dick Move, Mr. Spider.” I realize i would be a pretty good catch and you could forever hold bragging rights among your little arachnoid buddies but stringing your web right outside my door so the first thing is get is a […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day
Yes, yes… many of you despise Republicans while others despise Democrats… but here’s something we can all despise equally: VOLCANOES!! More than two million undersea volcanoes are currently erupting, heating and evaporating oceans while over loading them with greenhouse gasses, melting icebergs, lowering sea levels, and reducing pressure off tectonic plates, resulting in Earthquakes creating […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
The I, Anonymous blog has an entry titled I Give the Restaurant a 1 Star [sic]. It’s about a certain waitress who might like to cozy up to her clientele: That waitress is so desperate to get married that she professed her love to a married man, one of her patrons, and attempted to rent […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
This blog entry titled We Were on Date #3 might be the sweetest dating story to ever appear on the I, Anonymous Blog: We arrive at the stop and she’s facing me and smiling when suddenly a huge delivery truck pulls up to the Starbucks. That roaring engine idling would provide the perfect cover. I […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Over on the I, Anonymous blog, we have the entry Crack Your Windows about shopping at Ross, in which this question is subtly posed: are you really that stupid????? … oh, and I guess there’s some stuff about a bird being locked in a hot car. But I like to think that screamed question is […]
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Welcome to Portland! Now Run, Run Away.
Dear Bayern Munich fans, On behalf of the people of Portland, I wholeheartedly apologize for this: I can only assume The Flaming Lips chose not to cover this tune yesterday during their free MLS All-Star Game concert at Waterfront Park. In fact, the only thing that should cover this song is six feet of dirt. […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day
I’m pretty sure this isn’t addressed to me… Hooked up and screwed a couple of times. I told you I have a boyfriend and you were cool with that. Fast forward a few weeks and we are not even on speaking terms, weird and yet your call. I’m gonna fuck you again buddy boy because […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day
Uh-oh… trouble at home! I hate your 20-year-old worthless stripper girlfriend. I hate the way she took over the spare bedroom and painted it all stupid (without asking). I hate the way her dog and “other neglected pets” live here now. I hate the way she can’t attempt communications at anything less than a hundred […]