Box it up and mail it back to your neighbor

yeah do the
Right Thing oh
and install a new
fucking Battery for
Crepes Sakes. What*
if there's a fucking Fire?

*kinda 'neighbor' Are you?

otoh
Thanks
I, A! -- you
Set 'em up and
We knock 'em Down

tis actually quite
Symbiotic not to
mention Cathartic

have you
any More?

Government Jobs, amirite!

I thought this was going to be a post about Smoke Alarm Inspectors and how much they suck for their invasive and nonconsensual entries into people's homes.