Nobody likes you. You’re the worst drivers on the road. Privileged with entitlement issues. Now that I think of it…I don’t remember ever meeting someone who drives a BMW that I liked. Stop honking at the hybrid in front of you going the speed limit. If you drive BMW and reading this, surprised by the judgement… you shouldn’t be. You should have known you’re a douche bag by now. Every time you drive on the road people look at you and think, “what a douche bag.”

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  6. A BMW is a finely made machine, with great handling.
    Don’t be a jealous asshole because you cannot afford one.
    No, I don’t own one either, but I’d still love to have a ’92 3 series.

  8. It’s so wrong to judge a person by the car he or she drives. Except for pretentious Range Rover drivers, unless they are John Wayne hanging out the back of the cab trying to lasso a loping giraffe on the Serengeti plains.

  9. It’s wrong to blame the people who drive Beamers, in general. Just precisely what is the demographic of who these drivers actually are? I bet mostly wealthy immigrants who got licensed in third world countries, and figure they can afford to pay attorneys to win manslaughter trials.

  10. Jealous fuck…I own a beamer and it is the ultimate driving machine just as their ads say. I’m an entitled prick and i love it!! If you will work hard and accomplish something, someday you might be able to get one!! They are fucking amazing.

  11. BMW’s are pieces of shit if you know anything about mechanics. I mean there are lots of guys who don’t know shit and like to sit around talking about how they are “finely tuned machines.” It’s funny.

  12. There’s a certified pre-owned 2013 M5 in the showroom I’ve got my eye on, for when the market bottoms out. I’ll pick it up for about two grand.

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