Writing this just because “it’s next.”
children
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The Mercury Cover Art Charity Auction
Give to a Great Charity… Get Some Awesome Art!
Bid big in the Mercury Cover Art Charity Auction and give generously to CHAP!
Posted inI, Anonymous
I, Anonymous
Parents + Non-Parents = Assholes
Parents, SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW PUT UPON YOU ARE. Non-Parents, SHUT THE FUCK UP. EVERYONE KNOWS KIDS CAN BE ANNOYING. Seriously, both of you just fucking cool it. The incessant whining about how awful parents are isn’t edgy, it just makes you look like a misanthropic child-free 16-year-old. Maybe when […]
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Children: The Ultimate Boner Murderers
How to Revitalize Your Sex Life—After Your Children Have Butchered It
How to avoid being boner-murdered by your children.