Ummm… not those kind of teabaggers. The real teabaggers. And actually, maybe not even for them. Get ready for your “EEWWWWWWWWW!!!” of the morning!

If you need to point a finger, here’s the company advertising this.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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