Here’s a super thoughtful and articulate post from the I, Anonymous Blog files:

Probably gonna sound sexist but…

STOP THE PRESSES. I don’t think we need to go any further than that. Yep. Definitely sexist. This blog post is canceled. Actually… blog post back on, because a different post, “The Topknot Contagion,” takes an interesting gender twist:

Dudes. You don’t look like Brazilian football players or sensitive yoga practitioners/indiefolk stars.

WHA? Dudes with topknots. Why, I never! *Monocle drop*

There’s plenty of sexist AND non-sexist things to read over on the I, Anonymous Blog, where the joy of making snarky comments cannot be overstated, regardless of where you fall on the gender spectrum.

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