Sir and/or madam… cease judging our yard!
So you’re offended by the mattress behind our fence, behind the bushes, in our backyard? …and the trash behind the bushes in our front yard? … and the overhanging branches by the sidewalk? Well, sir or mam, I am offended by you’re inability to tell us to our faces!
Wait, wait, wait… I want to hear more about this “mattress” behind your fence. If it’s an outdoor sex mattress, then I too am offended… AND AROUSED. Do you have a rant, confession, or outdoor sex mattress you’d like to share with the world? Send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—where we have an outdoor sex waterbed.
