Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Trump’s Art, Nicki Minaj on Twitter, and How Gen Z Will Always be a Young 30
Let’s dig through this week’s garbage can of trashy gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Who Could Fill DeSantis’ Shoes? Plus, Red Carpet Woes and Ice Storm Recovery
Let’s dig into the week’s most gossip-y garbage!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Weather, Water, and What Did She Say??
Warm up with this blazing can of flaming, gossip-y trash.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Airplanes Aren’t Cute but Your Boyfriend Could Be
New year, new trash—let’s dig in to the week’s hottest gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: The Best Trash of 2023!
Let’s dig into 2023’s trash can to find the best gossip-y garbage of the year!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Royal Fingers, Chalamet’s Charm, and Dakota Johnson vs. Penguins
Toot-Toot! All aboard the gossip train for a tour of this week’s hottest garbage.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Bad and Better Billionaires, Connor Roy v. Pizza, and Relationship-a-palooza!
Let’s go, trash pandas! It’s time for the week’s stinkiest gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Spotify Thinks I’m Basic but Gay, Paris Isn’t Just a DJ, and George Santos is Laughing All the Way to Unlimited OnlyFans
Let’s go, Trash Pandas! It’s time to root around in this week’s hottest gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: School is Back, Beyonce’s Here, Cher Came to Party, and Hall Still Loves Oates
Rubber gloves on—it’s time to dig through this week’s most garbage-y gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Old Influencers, Old Beefs, and Me!
Put on your elastic waist pants—we’re gobbling down the week’s most delicious trash.
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The Great Santa Debate
Should you confess to your kids about Santa? The pros and cons of the biggest lie of the holiday season.