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THE TRASH REPORT: Sports, Divorce, Hip-Hop, Bangs, and How I’m Just Like Emily Ratajkowski
Time to get elbow deep in this week’s roundup of garbage-y gossip!
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Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Mysteries Unearthed! Who’s Getting Divorced, Who’s Getting Old, and Who’s Farting at the Airport?
Clear your plate for a heapin’ helpin’ of the latest garbage-y gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: The Bad Men, the Bog Man, Scooter Braun, and Questionable Commuting Foods
Put on your hazmat suit—it’s time for this week’s stinkiest, trashiest gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Pudding Fingers in Iowa, Crocodiles Want to Eat Babies, and the Importance of Headline Writing in Web-based Media
Let’s go, trash pandas! It’s time to get elbow-deep in this week’s bin of hot gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell…you know…, and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks
Gather ’round, Trash Pandas! It’s time for this week’s hot takes and latest gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Barbie Makes the Worst People Mad, Celebrity Divorce Updates/Predictions, and Marine Apex Predator Vengeance
Time for this week’s hot gossip grind!
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THE TRASH REPORT: White Lines at the White House, Icky Actors, and Camel News You Can Camel-Use
Let’s go, Trash Pandas! It’s time to dig elbow-deep in some garbage-y gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Old Lady Yells at Baseball, Supreme Court, James Cameron, and… Perms? PERMS!
Time for another EXPLOSIVE edition of the gossip column that really hates fireworks.