Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Pudding Fingers in Iowa, Crocodiles Want to Eat Babies, and the Importance of Headline Writing in Web-based Media
Let’s go, trash pandas! It’s time to get elbow-deep in this week’s bin of hot gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell…you know…, and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks
Gather ’round, Trash Pandas! It’s time for this week’s hot takes and latest gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Barbie Makes the Worst People Mad, Celebrity Divorce Updates/Predictions, and Marine Apex Predator Vengeance
Time for this week’s hot gossip grind!
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THE TRASH REPORT: White Lines at the White House, Icky Actors, and Camel News You Can Camel-Use
Let’s go, Trash Pandas! It’s time to dig elbow-deep in some garbage-y gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Old Lady Yells at Baseball, Supreme Court, James Cameron, and… Perms? PERMS!
Time for another EXPLOSIVE edition of the gossip column that really hates fireworks.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid… but Also: It’s My Birthday!
Let’s go, trash lovers! It’s time to dig into some hot, and decidedly messy, GOSSIP.
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THE TRASH REPORT: President Toilet Stikes Again, Pop Stars in Wildfire Filters, and Just Try Canceling Garth Brooks
Hurry, hurry! Step right up and get your hot gossip!