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THE TRASH REPORT: School is Back, Beyonce’s Here, Cher Came to Party, and Hall Still Loves Oates
Rubber gloves on—it’s time to dig through this week’s most garbage-y gossip.
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Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Old Influencers, Old Beefs, and Me!
Put on your elastic waist pants—we’re gobbling down the week’s most delicious trash.
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The Great Santa Debate
Should you confess to your kids about Santa? The pros and cons of the biggest lie of the holiday season.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Tim Scott Is Excited to Spend Time With His Very Real Girlfriend, Teachers’ Strike Drags on, and Animal News You Can Animal Use
Grab those rubber gloves—it’s time to dig through the trash.
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THE TRASH REPORT: On Republican D-Bags, Bagpipes, and Celebrity Halloween Horrors
Time to dig deep into the waste receptacle of week’s filthiest gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Bennifer Drama, Leonardo DiCaprio Over-Complicated Car Sitch, Pacey is Back on the Market, and Pugs Will Help You Through This
Get on your rubber gloves—it’s time to dig through the hottest, trashiest gossip of the week!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Shutdown Averted, Living and Dying Icons, and How Elinor Jones Learned About Sports
Line up, gossip lovers! It’s time to take out the trash!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Jets, Strikes, Heavy Metal Dads, and Chris Pine is Thriving
Let’s go, gossip lovers! It’s time for the filthiest trash of the week!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Young Pop Stars, #MeToo Aftershocks, and Solidarity Forever
It’s time to dig deep into this week’s filthy can of garbage-y gossip!