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THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid… but Also: It’s My Birthday!
Let’s go, trash lovers! It’s time to dig into some hot, and decidedly messy, GOSSIP.
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Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
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THE TRASH REPORT: President Toilet Stikes Again, Pop Stars in Wildfire Filters, and Just Try Canceling Garth Brooks
Hurry, hurry! Step right up and get your hot gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: In Honor of Short Kings. Plus: Ingenius Legal Defense Strategies, Bears in Portland, and Portland in Song
Let’s dig through a great big pile of trashy, gossipy garbage, shall we?
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Say Nice Things About… Portland’s SEXIEST Statues!
They’re historical, they’re artistic… and they’re HOT.
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THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel
Put on those latex gloves… it’s time to dig through this week’s trashiest gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: King Colonizer’s Special Party, Fresh Racism and the Feuds They Inspire, and Drake’s Boring Mansion of Bad Judgment
Stock up on hand sanitzer—we got some hot, gossipy trash all ready for you!
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THE TRASH REPORT: RIP to Original Trash King Jerry Springer, Brenda’s Gonna Brenda, and If I Have to Wonder about Tucker Carlson’s Affair Then You Do, Too
Let’s go, Trash Pandas—it’s time to dig through this week’s gossipy garbage.
