Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Angela Lansbury’s House, Diddy’s Bad Deal, and Unlawful Pruning
Hear ye, hear ye! Get yer latest hot, steamy gossip ‘n’ garbage!
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THE TRASH REPORT: On Dads, Forklifts, AI, and Why I Wanted to Stay in Canada
Let’s get elbow deep into this week’s trash bin of hot gossip!
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Defense, Chris Martin’s Misplaced Hero Worship, and Superheroes We Love (Wolverines) and Don’t Love (Shazam)
Let’s learn about Zachary Levi (and other rodents) in this week’s edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
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Tom Cruise and Ed Begley Jr. Are Relatable, We Owe Bats an Apology, and I, Elinor Jones, am now a Sports Journalist
If you don’t mind when things get “weird,” you’ll love this edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
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Smoking is Officially Not Cool Anymore, Hugh Grant Isn’t Cool Either, Thirst Traps are Still Cool, and Bird News You Can Bird Use
Let’s go, Trash Pandas! It’s time for the week’s hottest goss from THE TRASH REPORT.
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Weather is Trash, Mark Wahlberg has an App for That, Millennials are Old, and Keiko’s Legacy
Let’s dig in to the latest local and national hot gossip with THE TRASH REPORT!