Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
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THE TRASH REPORT: The Mega-Wealthy are Forming Groups and I, For One, Am Ready to Party
Line up for this week’s buffet of gossip-y garbage!
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The TRASH REPORT: Gossip is Yummy
Line up, Trash Pandas! It’s time for a steaming bowl of garbage-y gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Pope Dies of JD Vance Exposure, the Philip Seymour Hoffman Cinematic Universe, and More!
Line up, trash pandas! It’s time for your weekly garbage can of hot, sweaty gossip.
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Sorry… Shutting Down All Systems
Portland’s best quiet places (when one needs to disassociate).
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THE TRASH REPORT: In Search of “Fun”—and Other Not-So-Fun Tasks
Let’s go, Trash Pandas! It’s time to flip the lid off this can of garbage-y gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Jack Black, Coachella, and Being Cool With Me: A Cool Person
Let’s go, trash pandas! It’s time to dig deep into this week’s bucket of gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Trump Jr. Got to See Sublime and All I Got Is a Huge Hit on My Retirement Savings
Let’s dig into the biggest, steaming pile of gossip of the week.
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THE TRASH REPORT: They Like Green LAND, not Green PLANTS!
Scrub in, because we’re digging deep into this week’s pile of garbage-y gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Marital Woes and Expensive Cheetos
Slip on your hazmat suit and dig in to this week’s pile of hot goss.