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THE TRASH REPORT: Goonies Reunion, Two PDX Flocks, and Portland Gay Men’s Chorus Sings for a New World
The “Star-Spangled Banner” is a trash song if I’ve ever heard one!
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Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Special Spring Arts Trash!
Getting the Goonies back together, Emma Stone’s popcorn pockets, and the “Star-Spangled Banner” is a trash song if I’ve ever heard one!
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THE TRASH REPORT: John Goodman Got Hurt, Post Malone Got Single, and Ray-Gunn’s Bro Put the Cry in Crypto Boy
Let’s hold hands and jump into this pail of garbage-y gossip together!
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THE TRASH REPORT: The Academy Award for Contagious Disease Goes to…
Let’s walk the red carpet of garbage in this week’s gossip roundup!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Would You Rather: Diet Coke with Lady Gaga or Salmon Sperm with Denise Richards?
Dig deep into the latest (and trashiest!) pile of gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Flares, Margs, and a Thesis Proposal! Am I in College Again?
Time to pick up the trash—your weekly pile of gossip trash, that is.
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THE TRASH REPORT: All’s Fair In Love and Trash
Ready to believe in love? Then don’t read this compendium of recent celebrity breakups!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Black History Month, Pac-Man, and Anna Wintour’s Lunch
Put on your hazmat suit and let’s dig into this week’s pile of garbage-y gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: VP Vance? More Like GP Vance, as in Garbage Pail Vance
Dig deep into this week’s can of garbage-y gosssip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Celebrity Flames (Not the Fun Kind), a Nepo Baby King, and Guess Who’s Bringing SexyBike?
Get your weekly dose of garbage-y, gossip-y trash!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Wealth Week with Weddings, Medals, Trophies, and Purses
Get ready to get filthy rich… in gossip.