For those of you who are into creepy stuff, you might want to check out The Black Tapes—a binge-worthy podcast docudrama that’s a cross between NPR and The X-Files. Now I’m not a binge kind of guy, but I spent the entirety of last week gorging myself on the first season of The Black Tapes […]
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Three Things About Last Night’s X-Files, “Mulder & Scully Meet the Were-Monster”
THE X-FILES “So, Scully. You look… different.” SEE? Told you! Last night’s X-Files was one of the best X-Files, and I’m not even grading on a curve—true, the last two X-Files (“My Struggle” and “Founder’s Mutation“) were totally serviceable X-Files, but they weren’t GREAT X-Files. “Mulder & Scully Meet the Were-Monster,” on the other hand, […]
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Friendship
Ive always been a good friend. I know it. Ive been loyal, supportive, and positive to everyone I called a friend. One friend even told me, youre the nicest person I know. I did it to be friendly and nice. I wasnt looking for a free meal, beer, or anything to gain. I used to […]
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Mommy Talk
What is it with these moms that baby their child? They have to talk loud while doing it. Showing off that they’re a great caring mommy. Doing it for attention. “Where do you want to sit?” “Oh that’s such a good spot.” “Pull the yellow cord now.” “Okay get ready for our stop.” “Okay big […]
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Shout Out to the Kids! (Do they still say that?)
I know a little about advertising and have long believed that Media Literacy should be mandatory. It’s not mandatory because that would be detrimental to our economy, blah, etc. Anyways, it’s seems the kids are learning; “trial by fire”. Google’s #1and FB made a billion on digital advertising yet i-phones are flat-lining and Walmarts are […]
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The Bachelor Recap: Episode 5 – Mexican Standoffish
Courtesy of @bachelorABC I woke in a start, a deep voice echoing in my mind. Visions of the void. As of this writing, Iowa is caucusing for the presidential primaries. Bernie and Hillary are in a virtual tie and we’ve learned that Trump lost to Ted Cruz. Can you feel that? The gods of reality […]
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Savage Love Letter of the Day: The Crying Game
I’ve been with my husband for about fifteen years, married for seven years. He recently announced that he wants to separate so he can think about whether he’s able to stay in our marriage or if he needs to explore his fetishes without being tied down to me. I have known about his fetishes since […]
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Soul’d Out Festival Finalizes 2016 Lineup
The Soul’d Out Festival has finalized the second portion of its lineup, announcing the bulk of artists who will be performing at this year’s festival, which takes place at various venues around town on April 13-17. The diverse roster includes Sharon Jones, Bonnie Raitt, George Clinton and P-Funk, SZA, Thundercat, Bunny Wailer, Trombone Shorty, and […]
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God Gives The Middle Finger Too!
I know you’re likely not going to read this, but I don’t give a fuck. I’m a normal open-minded Catholic guy who often sees you at Pioneer Square yammering at random people to convert to the Christian faith. I approached you one day and asked you why you were preaching in places where people always […]
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Douchemobile Jeep Baby Driver
Dear dumbass baby man with Washington plates driving your super douchemobile Jeep with ginormous tires up the road to Timberline Lodge on Monday morning. Yes the road was covered in snow, yes I passed you (in my normal sized 4 wheel drive which could have driven right under you because of your monster tires) coming […]
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Good Morning, News: Trump Lost, Bernie and Clinton Tied, and the Zika Virus is Coming For Us All
IN IOWA CAUCUS NEWS: At least Trump didn’t win, is the main takeaway for many from a Republican race that turned out well different than the polls predicted. Ted Cruz wins the first electoral contest of the election season, helped along by a Bible-thumping message. And even though he came in third, there’s some buzz […]
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Not Open Yet
Okay, okay, I know you don’t want to open up early. I know you open up right on time. I also know many of you people that open up for business have so much sticks shoved up your asses. Some of you are so uptight that you won’t even do it a minute earlier. Well, […]