I have never seen a re-creation more shockingly accurate and chilling than the one presented by this Ohio news crew. Someone! Quick! Set this to a Pretenders song!
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Czech Minister vs. Another Czech Minister… WHO YA GOT?!?
While it’s certainly true we don’t see enough fistfights in local and national politics, the Czech Republic still needs to step up its game if it wants to be considered a world leader in politician slap fests. Check out these two ministers going at it, and sigh deeply wishing that their fathers had taught them […]
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New Deal at Bar Avignon
This evening Bar Avignon (2138 SE Division) and New Deal Distillery will be holding a special happy hour from 4 pm — 7 pm. I’m particularly excited about this event. New Deal has been quite busy lately experimenting with new products and opening a tasting room. They’ll be premiering their new Mud Puddle chocolate vodka […]
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See How the Genitals Make Use of the Gap?
As we are reminded time and time again, there is nothing funnier than a foreigner! Especially a foreigner who repeatedly says the word “genitals” and calls his ergonomically correct chair, “Salli.” (While not obvious, this could be considered NSFW.) Oh! And two other things: 1) Is that Tina Fey? And 2) where is the obvious […]
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And Now for the Obligatory Post-Trivia Photo Spread.
Thanks to everyone who came out last night. I think it’s safe to say that fun was had. I’m pleased to note that despite being assured by my boss (hi Steve!) at the game’s outset that I am a “loser” who will “always lose,” my team won—I can’t remember our team name, but congrats go […]
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FYI: “Toilet Paper is Really Archaic and Disgusting.”
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing “The Comfort Wipe.” Because… because… ummm… because wiping your bottom is really uncomfortable? And because there is poo-poo down there? And because it’s the only way to maintain one’s dignity while cleaning one’s dirty hole?HALP!!!
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Have a Banana
Instead of writing a thoughtful, insightful, informative blog post that includes some anecdote about my hazy past followed by wry commentary and a link to a current news item about food, I’ve decided to post a video of a guy in a banana costume scaring the living hell out of people. You’ll like it better […]
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Reminder: Trivia on Thursday!
Blogtown trivia hangout night. Thurs June 11. 8ish. Club 21. All are welcome. That is all. Carry on.
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Beaker & Flask Announces Opening via Twitter
The most exciting news out of the Twit-scape today is this from Beaker & Flask: ah screw it, tired of waiting on someone else to do their job. Booze or no booze, we open June 25. See y’all then The frustration you read in that post is a small business owner beat down by the […]
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The Best Moment of Last Night’s Tony Awards, Brought to You by Brett Michaels*
While the disappointment felt by Brett Michaels’ more bloodthirsty adversaries who wish that this episode had unfolded with more violence is relatable, there’s something about the softness in his fall that I find really cute, in an emasculating, baby doll kind of way: * I didn’t watch the Tony Awards, but I’m hazarding a guess.
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Uhhhhh, YEAH, I Would Like a Beer With That.
It’s glitchy as hell on my default browser (which is Firefox—it’s not so bad on Safari), but GreatBrewers.com released their beer-pairing tool today. It’s called the Beer Sommelier, and you tell it what kind of food you’re having, and it tells you what style of beer goes best with it. Fr’instance: Lobster? How about a […]