Perhaps because the universal love for the BBC series Sherlock is so great, it bore this Lego rendition of the final scene from the Sherlock season finale “The Reichenbach Fall.” If you haven’t seen the series, WATCH IT. It’s fantastic. If you have seen it, you’ll be shocked by the awesomeness of this video, and […]
Oh, You Kids!
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Stupid, Stupid Baby: It’s “VAgina” not “PAgina”!!
OMG YOU ARE SO STUPID, YOU STUPID, STUPID BABY! Look. I don’t expect you to be born known the intricacies of human genitalia—but there are two things even the STUPIDEST of stupid babies should know: 1) Grandma does NOT have two penises, and 2) it’s “VAgina” not “PAgina” you drooling little idiot!!! Jesus Christ, mom! […]
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EEEEE!! New Carly Rae Jepsen (and that other guy) Video!!
Finally there’s a video for the new Carly Rae Jepsen (and that other guy named Owl City who should dress up like Hitler for Halloween if he hasn’t already) song, “Good Time.” I would like to say I love this video—but I can’t… because if you’re going to name a song “Good Time” it seems […]
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The Best Portland-Based Rap Video About Good Dental Hygiene You Will Ever See
Even if you’ve promised to sell your soul to the devil if you’re ever caught watching an Internet video—WATCH THIS ANYWAY! Huge thanks to Blogtown tipper Carl for alerting me to this Portland-based rap video hailing the merits of good dental hygiene entitled, “Teach Me How to Brushy.” It’s part of a public service campaign […]
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Stupid, Stupid Baby: HEY! I’m Not Stupid! YOU’RE Stupid!!
Haw! Haw! HAWWWWW! OMG! OMG, what a stupid, fat little baby! Look how stupid, bald, and fat you are, you ignorant tub of stupid… Wait… WAIT. Uh, no way. Cut it out. Hey! I’M NOT THE STUPID ONE HERE! You are, and… no seriously, stop that. I said, STOP… cut it out!! I’m not stupid! […]
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Ask Amy Poehler! (That Is, If You’re a 14-Year-Old Girl)
Amy Poehler (of Parks and Recreation, ‘natch) is awesome in numerous ways, but here she’s awesome in a particular way: On the YouTube Smart Girls channel, Amy dispenses actual advice to actual questions from actual teenage girls—IN BED. But not in a sexy way. IN A REAL WAY, ya know? Anyway, this is good advice […]
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Signs You Don’t Want to See Near an Educational Institution Like OMSI
This is how the future generation learns to spell.
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Today in Time Travel: Man Interviews 12-Year-Old Self
When he was 12, Jeremiah McDonald made a videotape addressed to himself that he was not allowed to watch for 20 years. The 20 years is up, and Jeremiah revisits the tape—with absolutely adorable and hilarious results. Watch this one. via
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Be a Blogtown Spy: Audition for The Real World: Portland!
Okay, so it’s like this: WE NEED YOU TO AUDITION FOR THE REAL WORLD: PORTLAND, AND BE OUR SPY. Naturally, we’d do it ourselves, but we’re all too old. Here’s application info from last night’s Craigslist posting: If you’re 20 years old or older and appear to be between the ages of 20-24, you could […]
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Kids Reenact “Chest Bursting” Scene from Alien, Because… OF COURSE.
And naturally, they do it better than the original. GOD DAMN YOU, CHILDREN! I’m dying as fast as I can, okay?!?
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Today in YOU’RE OLD, OLD PERSON: Gloving.
So I was downtown on a recent Saturday night—I’ll leave the reason why to your imagination—and I see this kid with light up gloves. And I was like, “Oh, you kids, with your light up gloves. You’ll light up anything, won’t you?” Turns out? THIS IS A THING. And the thing is called “Gloving” in […]