Hey, are you in love with the BBC’s awesome Sherlock, starring Benedict Cumberbatch? YES? And do you equally dig the mind-bending mysteries of Blue’s Clues? Ummm… not so much? OH. Well, check out this video anyway, which features Sherlock giving Blue and Steve some good old-fashioned deductive schooling! CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos
Oh, You Kids!
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What Did I Purchase Off Ebay? This is a Case for ENCYCLOPEDIA BLOGTOWN!
Yesterday I posted an email from Beyonce in which she asked me for $15, and personally invited me to stay in her hotel room this weekend. You know… THE YOUSHZ. However! A couple of astute Blogtown readers saw something else in my email in-box… That’s right… a confirmation from Ebay saying that I had won […]
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Freaky Google Ad of the Day
This was found here, not that it matters. The real question is this:
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Girls‘ Lena Dunham Dating That Guy Who Does That Terrible Song
According to the NYP: Lena Dunham has an indie rocker boyfriend. The “Girls” creator is dating guitarist Jack Antonoff of the band Fun, according to the upcoming issue of Us Weekly. Whatever. She can date whoever she wants. But can we PLEASE all agree that the “We Are Young” song by Fun is a simply […]
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Koreans Make The Best Toys
If I had any kids, girls or boys, I would buy them a Kong Suni Fart Master Doll. I might even buy them two!
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Stupid, Stupid Babies: Head Bangin’ Babies
Hey! HEY! HEEEEYYY!!! Stupid, stupid babies! Turn off that head banging music and listen to me!! You… you’re going to go DEAF, you fucking idiot babies!! AND if you keep banging your heads like that, you’re going to do some serious future damage to your stupid baby necks! You’re making my neck hurt just looking […]
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Sins of the Ice Cream Shop
It’s not hot as balls in Portland anymore, so I think my summer of ice cream bingeing is over. But I learned a thing or two that I’d like to pass along to the dessert shop owners of our fine city. There are a couple of mistakes I see ice creameries make that keeps them […]
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Flight of the Conchords Just Saved Monday Morning
Ugh, it’s Monday. UGH. Thankfully, there is a New Zealand-accented silver lining: Flight of the Conchords have quickly reunited for this charity song and video, done with a bunch of adorable kids to benefit Cure Kids’ Red Nose Day. No matter how terrible you’re feeling, this will make you feel better.
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Tonight’s Nightmare… Today!
Over the past day or so, I’ve felt like I’ve been often treated unfairly in one way or another. And while the “right” thing to do would be to suck it up, and take the high road—that’s not what Doctor Doom would do, is it? (WWDDD?) That’s why I’m punishing the people who have offended […]
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Crying Children Review The Odd Life of Timothy Green
With the possible exception of Erik Henriksen, all film critics should be FIRED after being on the job for two years. (In Erik’s case, one year.) WHY? Because watching movies day in and day out turns even the most gushing cinema lover into a cold, cynical b-hole who can never enjoy or be moved by […]
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“Sharpie Parties”
All the rage, according to Reuters: In the age of Facebook and Twitter, a new crime has hit America: “Sharpie parties,” gatherings of revelers armed with “Sharpie” magic markers and lured by social media invitations to wreak havoc on foreclosed homes….The partygoers are handed Sharpie pens on arrival by their hosts and urged to graffiti […]
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You Should Totally Get on the Internet
I’ve heard a lot of talk about “the internet” and how it’s supposed to be “all that” as well as “a bag of chips.” However, I never really got into it, because… c’mon. What’s in it for me? Amirite? Well, now I know what the internet’s all about thanks to this kid-produced PSA from 1995. […]