“Apparently” young Noah Ritter (“apparently” of Pennsylvania) “apparently” appeared on live TV for the first time ever, “apparently” at the state fair. I predict he has a long, long successful career in television. “Apparently.”
Oh, You Kids!
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Nathan Fielder Solves America’s Underage Liquor Problem
In last night’s episode of the verrry funny Nathan for You, Nathan Fielder helped out a struggling liquor store owner by coming up with an ingenious way to bypass state law and sell booze to teenagers. But don’t get your undies in a bunch! His plan is so perfect, everyone (including you) will walk away […]
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Last Night in My Dreams…
One of the greatest technological advances of our times is the ability to take our dreams and put them on YouTube for everyone to see and interpret. (But can we do something about the comments, please? Ugh! They’re terrible!) Anyway, here’s a dream I had last night. Feel free to interpret it as you wish […]
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This Is Still Better Than Anything Weezer’s Done Since Pinkerton
This is the best. The literal best.
Posted inArtsy
High Art/Low Art: Scooby-Doo Background Paintings
Here’s a relatively ancient blog post from Secret Fun Blog that documents the 50 best background paintings from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? seasons one and two—and DAMN! Taken out of context, they are really gorgeous for a series we normally think of as artistically sub-par. From SFB: The background art in Scooby Doo Where Are […]
Posted inEthics
Mutton Bustin’: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?
Even as a person with a rather questionable moral compass (and I’m being generous to myself here), I’m still having a hard time wrapping my head around Mutton Bustin’. It’s scheduled to be featured this weekend at the Multnomah County Fair at Oaks Park, which will also showcase the usual array of pettable farm animals, […]
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Stupid, Stupid Baby: Mother’s Day
Hey! HEY! Stupid Baby! We give you ONE thing to do… JUST ONE THING! Carry the fruit bowl to your mom who’s supposed to get breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day. And what happens? You fuck it up! Jesus Chris! You stupid… STUPID baby!!
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The Best Spider-Man Shorts from The Electric Company… RANKED!
In preparation for this weekend’s debut of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (read my review of it later today in the Mercury!), our friends at Screen Crush have ranked the best episodes of Spider-Man that were featured on the classic kids’ PBS educational show, The Electric Company. I’m gonna go ahead and spoil the the number […]
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R&B Slow Jam of the Day: The DuckTales Theme Song
Fans of the ’80s classic kid cartoon DuckTales (and ’90s-style R&B) line up! Because this rendition of the DuckTales theme performed as a R&B slow jam is just the thing you need to lure the nerd of your dreams into the sack. (Also? Check out this Saturday Morning Slow Jams version of the Pokemon theme!)
Posted inVideo Games
Frozen: Grand Theft Auto-Style
I am getting so SICK of people trying to label me! NEWSFLASH: I will never allow you to constrict my feelings, or put me in your convenient little box! So if I say I can love the Disney musical Frozen AND Grand Theft Auto—then I can love Frozen AND Grand Theft Auto! Hey Anna, don’t […]
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Oregon’s Future, Ladies and Gentlemen
A 19-year-old in Salem tries to plan a party using Twitter, forgets that adults can see Twitter, gets busted, is kind of a troll about it. What I can’t decide is whose Twitter handle is more obnoxious: Marion County Sheriff’s “@MCSOInTheKnow,” which is just kind of… asking for it, or the 19-year-old’s @beerisrad.” (He seems […]
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The Frozen/Breaking Bad Mashup You’ve Been Waiting For
Calling all parents whose kids WILL NOT stop begging to watch Frozen! This following short and sweet mashup of your new favorite most-hated kids movie and Breaking Bad will make you wish the entire movie had been filmed this way. MORE OF THIS, PLEASE.