Attention men of the world! Do NOT attempt to be nice in any way to the person who wrote this I, Anonymous Blog submission! To the older men who think I need help opening doors, lifting grocery bags, or getting on and off public transportation… Fuck you. I’m half your age, half your weight, and […]
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Real Life Superheroes Are Getting Arrested
Here’s Bleeding Cool reporting on what could be the first arrest in a new trend: Ex-military policeman Matthew Argintar, 23 from New Jersey, is a Real Life Super Hero. Dressed in a Batman-like face mask, a cape, arm pads and a bulletproof vest. And also a pair of handcuffs. Outside a Home Depot, he began […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
The heat is hot, which means that the I, Anonymous Blog is even hotter! There’s a poop load of new gripes over there (with more coming in every hour) including this one: Dear Blitzen Trapper, I have generally been fond of your music and was quite excited to see you live for the first time […]
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A Lady Debate Moderator??!!
Three New Jersey high-schoolers have pointed out, vis-a-vis the presidential debates, that: …the last woman moderator was Carole Simpson of ABC-News. She did the honors at a 1992 town-hall style event featuring Vice President George H.W. Bush, Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton and millionaire Texas businessman Ross Perot… As Axelrod told CNN on Wednesday, the 20-year […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Something must be done about the crazy people. For example, this person was walking home and about to enter a crosswalk when… You stopped, so I walked in front of you. And you sounded your fucking car horn loud and repeatedly to let me know how pissed off you were that I inconvenienced you for—oh […]
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Romney Offers Barista Half-Consumed Hot Cocoa in Lieu of Tip
A truly bizarre Mitt Romney moment comes from the blog Jesus’ General, which retells an incident at a Borders Bookstore in Provo Canyon, Utah, where Romney and his wife Ann order two hot chocolates, and take them without tipping. Out of touch? Sure. But here’s where the story gets really strange: On their way out, […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Smoker vs. passive aggressive 13-year-old… WHO YA GOT?!? I was sitting on a bench off the major pathway enjoying a cigarette and your little girl, maybe about 12-13, passed me and gave me a long glare for about 5 minutes. I did a mock glare back that made her turn bright red and hide in […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Now and then someone will submit something to the I, Anonymous Blog that I just… BANG!!! Crap. What was that?!? What was that? What was that sound?? That wasn’t a firecracker, was it? A car back-firing maybe? A gunshot? There it is again — was that a motherfucking firework i just heard??!! AT 10:21 PM, […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Here’s an I, Anonymous from someone complaining about how he doesn’t like complaining. To all my fellow Portlanders who hate Portland so much because of the hipsters, the sanctimonious vegans, the homophobes, the liberal douchetards, the conservative douchetards, the breeders who bring their spoiled bratty kids to a nice restaurant on date night, the child-haters […]
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Today in PDX: I Smell a Mural!
SPOTTED: A goofy looking painter painting something goofy at SW 2nd & Ash. ZIBBY “THE INTERN” PILLOTE
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Hmm… I diagnose this person with severe serotonin deficiency, and… oh, sure. I guess you can call it a “hangover” if you like, but JEEZ! Turn that frown upside-down, Grumpy Gus! It’s Sunday morning and here I am with another fucking hangover. Stayed up too late last night, drank too much, talked too much and […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Besides being a home for the most “ignorant, misogynist, uneducated and petty group of whiners”—even worse than 4chan!!!—the I, Anonymous Blog is also a home for people with very hurt feelings. Observe: You asked me to be your girlfriend and started making future plans with me. I cut my hair for you. I screwed other […]