UH…OH! You know a war is brewing when someone decides to insult the Portland dog of choice (besides those idiot Corgis, of course), THE PUG. The bulgy eyes, grunting whines and constant eye contact with their anus is just too much for me to handle. And lately when I am out enjoying the beloved streets […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Ready to be schooled by an angry wanna-be geologist? HIT IT, I, ANONYMOUS BLOG! I know a lot of you moved here because it’s so ~pretty~ and green and you can hike with your pretty REI boots and oh man take the Subaru up a real mountain! So very awesome! But it would have been […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Here’s a recent submission to the I, Anonymous Blog that… HEY!! This title is DISGUSTING!! “Portland Girls and their Dirty Pussies,” indeed! I am going to report this to the… wait a second. Portland girls: I love it when you invite me for a sleepover, you are beautiful and sexy. What’s not sexy is when […]
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Defining “Asexual” Differently
AFP: A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities. Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out—seasoned and […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
It’s Memorial Day weekend, y’all! Which means it’s important to remind yourself to remember not to forget to memorize (or remember) that the I, Anonymous Blog is open all weekend long for your rants and/or confessions. For example… oh, I don’t know… like this one: But where are the real arts? Twice now I’ve been […]
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Reagan’s Blood! REAGAN’S BLOOD!
Oh, yes: Let us now go to the New York Post for our daily dose of important news: The charitable foundation of late president Ronald Reagan condemned a British auction house for selling a vial that purportedly contains his blood. Bids above $9,500 were made for the specimen vial and supporting documentation, apparently from the […]
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OMG Guys! Let’s Move To Detroit And Start A Coffee Shop With Our Friends!
As a former resident of Detroit, my inbox is being inundated with this Curbed story about a group of Christian 20-somethings moving to Blight Town USA to spread the word of God and “love on kids that have never experienced love!” Detroit Team, as they call themselves, received a vision from the Lord telling them […]
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Attack of the Dutch Gay Spy Orgiers
Blogtown consulting detective Graham passed this along, saying, “So this is the funniest thing I’ve watched all week. I am not joking, and neither is she.” If you care about what the Dutch Gay Spy Orgiers of Winter Wipeout are doing to Lincoln, Nebraska, you’ll watch every hilarious, jaw-dropping second of this.
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Isn’t “Sex Lube” Kind of Redundant?
Subject: Whiskey Flavored Sex Lube Hey, I thought you might like to know that some next level business moves are being made on the internet at this very moment. EpicMealTime is pleased to announce the launch of Whiskey Dick, the world’s first bourbon-flavored personal lubricant. You’re welcome. EpicMealTime’s Whiskey Dick™ is water based, hand crafted […]
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The Next Front in the War on Women: Repealing the 19th Amendment
RawStory: Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, a tea party activist that’s appeared several times on Fox News, and founder of an organization where Sean Hannity serves as an advisory board member, said in a sermon recently published to YouTube that America’s greatest mistake was allowing women the right to vote…. “I think that one of the […]
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I’m Not Leaving The House Today
I don’t care how beautiful it is outside. I’m going to sit in a dark room and watch this over and over and over… …until I can figure out if the awfulness is intentional. I’m kinda hoping it’s genuine awfulness and not artful awfulness. But I can’t for the life of me tell which it […]
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ABC on Betubed Brides-to-Be
Brides-to-be looking to shed that final 10, 15 or 20 pounds in order to fit into their dream wedding gown have taken a controversial approach to crash dieting that involves inserting a feeding tube into their noses for up to 10 days for a quick fix to rapid weight loss. The K-E diet, which boasts […]