THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel

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THE TRASH REPORT: King Colonizer's Special Party, Fresh Racism and the Feuds They Inspire, and Drake's Boring Mansion of Bad Judgment

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THE TRASH REPORT: RIP to Original Trash King Jerry Springer, Brenda's Gonna Brenda, and If I Have to Wonder about Tucker Carlson's Affair Then You Do, Too

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THE TRASH REPORT: Twitter's Demise, My Eventual Demise (by Falling Satellite), and Oprah Builds the Wall

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THE TRASH REPORT: Money and Florida (Featuring T-Swift, Joe Biden, and Kendall Roy’s Condo)

THE TRASH REPORT: Angela Lansbury's House, Diddy's Bad Deal, and Unlawful Pruning

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THE TRASH REPORT: On Dads, Forklifts, AI, and Why I Wanted to Stay in Canada

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Gwyneth Paltrow's Defense, Chris Martin's Misplaced Hero Worship, and Superheroes We Love (Wolverines) and Don't Love (Shazam)

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Tom Cruise and Ed Begley Jr. Are Relatable, We Owe Bats an Apology, and I, Elinor Jones, am now a Sports Journalist

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Smoking is Officially Not Cool Anymore, Hugh Grant Isn't Cool Either, Thirst Traps are Still Cool, and Bird News You Can Bird Use

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Russell Brand's Gross New Friend, Lady Gaga's Dogs, Estrogen in the Water, and 144 New Cop Cars

Weather is Trash, Mark Wahlberg has an App for That, Millennials are Old, and Keiko's Legacy

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The Truth About President's Day, Smart Cops, Good Celebs, and Yes, I *Am* Young, Thanks

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The Mike Pence Raid, The Mitt Romney Scold, The Ashton Kutcher Charmlessness Defense, and Cocaine Dolphins (I Wish)

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Balloons Are Boring, Portland Sucks (Or Does It?), and a Cat that Looks Like Matt Damon

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Rick Astley and Yung Gravy Battle for Ear Worm Rights, Plus Buzz Aldrin, Fireball, and Taylor Swift (i.e. My Kind of Party!)

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Monkey Business, Monica Lewinsky, Protein Thefts, and Being Cool and Slutty

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