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The Trash Report
All articles tagged "The Trash Report"
The Trash Report
May 15
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel
Put on those latex gloves... it's time to dig through this week's trashiest gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 8
10:01 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: King Colonizer's Special Party, Fresh Racism and the Feuds They Inspire, and Drake's Boring Mansion of Bad Judgment
Stock up on hand sanitzer—we got some hot, gossipy trash all ready for you!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 1
10:06 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: RIP to Original Trash King Jerry Springer, Brenda's Gonna Brenda, and If I Have to Wonder about Tucker Carlson's Affair Then You Do, Too
Let's go, Trash Pandas—it's time to dig through this week's gossipy garbage.
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Apr 24
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Twitter's Demise, My Eventual Demise (by Falling Satellite), and Oprah Builds the Wall
The latest, hottest gossip and knock-knock jokes!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 17
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Money and Florida (Featuring T-Swift, Joe Biden, and Kendall Royβs Condo)
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 10
10:06 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Angela Lansbury's House, Diddy's Bad Deal, and Unlawful Pruning
Hear ye, hear ye! Get yer latest hot, steamy gossip 'n' garbage!
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Apr 3
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: On Dads, Forklifts, AI, and Why I Wanted to Stay in Canada
Let's get elbow deep into this week's trash bin of hot gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 27
10:00 AM
Gwyneth Paltrow's Defense, Chris Martin's Misplaced Hero Worship, and Superheroes We Love (Wolverines) and Don't Love (Shazam)
Let's learn about Zachary Levi (and other rodents) in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 20
10:00 AM
Tom Cruise and Ed Begley Jr. Are Relatable, We Owe Bats an Apology, and I, Elinor Jones, am now a Sports Journalist
If you don't mind when things get "weird," you'll love this edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Mar 13
10:04 AM
Smoking is Officially Not Cool Anymore, Hugh Grant Isn't Cool Either, Thirst Traps are Still Cool, and Bird News You Can Bird Use
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time for the week's hottest goss from THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 6
10:00 AM
Russell Brand's Gross New Friend, Lady Gaga's Dogs, Estrogen in the Water, and 144 New Cop Cars
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 27
11:00 AM
Weather is Trash, Mark Wahlberg has an App for That, Millennials are Old, and Keiko's Legacy
Let's dig in to the latest local and national hot gossip with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 20
10:00 AM
The Truth About President's Day, Smart Cops, Good Celebs, and Yes, I *Am* Young, Thanks
Hear ye! Hear ye! Lend us your ears for the latest garbage-y gossip from THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 13
9:59 AM
The Mike Pence Raid, The Mitt Romney Scold, The Ashton Kutcher Charmlessness Defense, and Cocaine Dolphins (I Wish)
Chooo-chooo! Hop on the hot garbage gossip train with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 6
10:00 AM
Balloons Are Boring, Portland Sucks (Or
Does It?
), and a Cat that Looks Like Matt Damon
Hear ye! Hear ye! Get the latest gossipy garbage with THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 30
10:00 AM
Rick Astley and Yung Gravy Battle for Ear Worm Rights, Plus Buzz Aldrin, Fireball, and Taylor Swift (i.e. My Kind of Party!)
It's THE TRASH REPORT: All the latest hot gossip—plus an incredible number of Rick Astley references.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 23
10:00 AM
Monkey Business, Monica Lewinsky, Protein Thefts, and Being Cool and Slutty
Time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 16
9:04 AM
Drunk at the Globes, the Fight for Gas Appliances and Horny Candy, and Why I'll Never Read Again (Kidding! Kind of.)
Elinor Jones
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