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The Trash Report
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The Trash Report
Oct 17
10:00 AM
POTUS in Portland, Pelosi Wants to Punch, and Everybody is Gay, Including Madonna
Hear ye! Hear ye! It's the latest gossip from home and abroad in this week's THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 10
10:04 AM
Joe Biden Loves Weed, Ron DeSantis is a Virgin, Rudy Ruins Bathrooms, and I Stand in Solidarity with Crying Girls Everywhere
Get ready for the latest garbage/gossip (as well as handy internet memes) with THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 3
11:00 AM
Wife Guys, Divorced Guys, Hypocrite Guys, and... Dogs!
Let's go, trash pandas! It's the week's hottest goss courtesy of THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Sep 26
10:00 AM
Adam Levine Must See the Booty, Bill Maher Must Be Mad At Children, and Betty White Must Have Been a Miner
This week in THE TRASH REPORT: "It's truly unreal how fucking hot [this gossip is]. Like it blows my mind."—Adam Levine
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 19
10:00 AM
Scintillating Gossip About the Royal Queue, Important Trains, Dildo Trucks, and Purr Machines
Find all this and more (including "What Does Grimes Have to Say") in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 12
10:00 AM
The Queen is Dead. Long Live the
Boy Meets World
.
Toot! Toot! All aboard this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT gossip train!
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Sep 5
10:00 AM
Gorbachev is Gone, Chick-Fil-A is Coming to Town, and (Oh, Great) Volcanoes are on Fire Now.
Welcome to THE TRASH REPORT, featuring all the trashiest news and gossip—and its been a VERY messy week!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 29
10:00 AM
We Like Joe Biden and Metallica; We Don't Like Kevin McCarthy; We're Not Sure About Virgos
Let's dig in to the latest national and local news and gossip... with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 22
10:00 AM
Manchin Likes Pens, Fetterman Likes Vegetables, The Taylors like Taylors, and... Moths
C'mon, Trash Lovers! Let's Dive Into Another Week of Delicious Gossip with THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Aug 15
11:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: That Fuckin' Guy, Why Swearing is Cool, and Instructions in Cross-Cultural Romance from Ben and Jen
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 8
10:00 AM
Sensitive Boys, Dancing Pigs (Maybe?!) and Feral Cat Colonies
This and More Hot Goss in this Week's Edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 1
10:00 AM
A Pastor Robbed, Taylor Pollutes, and William Pegged
All that and a lot more gossip in this week's TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 25
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Josh Hawley Jogs, Biden Takes a Break (Not), and Arnold Says "He'll Be Back"... To Fart On You
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 18
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: One Trump Down, Huma's Revenge, and Flesh-Eating Bugs
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 11
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Goodbye Boris, Hello Gentleminions!
Elinor Jones
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