THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15

8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY

Guest star Lucy Liu visits the show as Daniel's hotsy-totsy ex-gal pal.

8:30 NBC THE OFFICE

While Michael delivers a speech to Ryan's business class, back at the office Dwight battles an angry bat.

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 16

8:00 FOX NANNY 911

An NFL lovin', beer drinkin' dad has trouble raising four tykes (must be all those late-night truck stop visits).

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 17

8:00 VH1 BEAUTY AND THE GEEK

It's a multi-episode marathon of this funny and surprisingly sweet reality competition.

9:00 FOX AMERICA'S MOST WANTED

Yet ANOTHER show devoted to tracking down sexual predators! These guys are more pervasive than Paris Hilton's hoochie!

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18

10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Two crewmembers are trapped outside in the ship's airlock. Worst... date... ever.

10:30 TOON AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

The only cartoon in America that can make the entire city of Boston crap their pants.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 19

9:00 FOX 24

Milo concocts a plan to outwit his kidnappers—but will using a mop to disguise himself as a girl really work?

9:00 NBC HEROES

The radioactive guy drops in to see Matt (so much for a quiet evening at home).

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

It's a swoon-tastic night for Paula when the top 12 male singers perform.

9:00 CW VERONICA MARS

Veronica gets tossed in the hoosegow on another trumped up BS charge. Thanks a bunch, PIGS.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21

8:00 ABC GEORGE LOPEZ

George hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay. Get those online petitions ready!

10:00 ABC LOST

Jack makes another attempt at outwitting the Others, which is sad, since he's as dumb as a box of hammers.